TURN INTO ZOMBIES
WHILE OTHERS JUST
ROT IN THEIR GRAVES?
Zombies are just like you and me: they crave understanding and
physical displays of love. Many ex-lesbians report that their form-
er lovers often become "zombified" before jumping off the top of
the Washington Monument (obelisk). These jilted lovers are
like ice cream that doesn't get hard or Walmart cashiers
with large **** cysts that make squatting painful.
May 18, 2025
May 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM UTC
TURN INTO ZOMBIES
WHILE OTHERS JUST
ROT IN THEIR GRAVES?
Zombies are just like you and me: they crave understanding and
physical displays of love. Many ex-lesbians report that their form-
er lovers often become "zombified" before jumping off the top of
the Washington Monument (obelisk). These jilted lovers are
like ice cream that doesn't get hard or Walmart cashiers
with large **** cysts that make squatting painful.
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