is more painful than ten miscarriages per week for twenty-seven years; more painful than a million rabies shots in the eyeballs every month for fifty-four centuries. Yes, if only we could be more than distant third cousins...
Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM UTC
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Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM UTC
Will you be my crazy ***** forever? No, I don't plan on living that long. Is your sister still mentally ******** Yes, she'll always be that way. Can't you put her on drugs to stop that? You mean cure her? Yes. There's nothing to be done. Why don't you sell her to Arabs? They crave white women. I hadn't thought of that. What do you think I can get for her? Maybe a hundred. Is that it? She is crazy after all. True.
Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM UTC
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Foreigner: Following the departure of **** Jones from touring, the band has no remaining original members.
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Lynyrd Skynyrd: Following the death of Gary Rossington, no original members remain.
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Yes: The progressive rock band has featured a rotating lineup over the decades, with no founding members remaining.
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Little River Band: Known for having a completely different lineup than their 1970s hit-making era.
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Quiet Riot: Following the death of Kevin DuBrow, no original members from the Metal Health era remain.
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GWAR: The band has operated with a revolving cast, often masked, with no original members left.
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Blood, Sweat & Tears: The group has seen over 100 members pass through its ranks since forming.
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****** Death: Known for having a completely different lineup from their debut album, ****
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Molly Hatchet: The Southern rock band has no original members left.
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Thin Lizzy: Continues to tour with members from later eras, with no original, founding members.
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Canned Heat: The blues-rock band has had a constantly changing lineup.
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Iron Butterfly: Known for "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida," they have no original members.
Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM UTC
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𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐭 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡,
𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡 & 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐬𝐢-𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝
𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 & 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡.
Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM UTC
𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐦'𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡
𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐬. 𝟏 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚 & 𝟑 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡: “𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤
𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠-𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐬!” 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
𝐦𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 & 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭
𝟖𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬-𝐩𝐞𝐫-𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝟏𝟎 𝐭𝐨 𝟐𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐈𝐭
𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 & 𝐠𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐒𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬
& 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 & 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧 8𝟎𝟎 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧
𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 & 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐛𝐲 𝟦 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧
& 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭-𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞.
𝓓𝓲𝔃𝔃𝔂 𝓛𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓲𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷-𝓑𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷
𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗹𝘁𝘆? 𝗗𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮? 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹? 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 $𝟰𝟭,𝟬𝟬𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘅 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟯 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝟱𝟬/𝟱𝟬 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿.
Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM UTC
I'm on a roll -- like broken-headed pagans when their skulls knit. I'm happier than Faye Wong when she contractually abandoned Shirley for good, the good of all Han Chinese people everywhere. It's been a long ride and a far climb down to the top of whatever Mount McKinley's become.
Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM UTC
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Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM UTC
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Feb 7
Feb 7, 2026 at 12:10 PM UTC