POETS AND SINGERS AND DANCERS AND BELL RINGERS
ARE IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT, I PARTY WITH ANGELS
AND ALL I EAT IS BAGLES, AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO DIVINE
I WENT TO THE POETRY SLAM, WITH VOICES IN MY HEAD SAYING POETRY IS FOR GEEKS
BUT I AM A GOOD PARTY POET, WHERE EVERY POEM
EXPLAINS HOW I WANNA PARTY HARDY WON’T STARDY
MOVE IT ON UP, MOVE IT ON UP
AND SHOW US HOW TO HAVE FUN
AND TONIGHT THERE WAS A POET BLASTER WHO HATED POETS
SHOOTING AT ANYONE GOING OUT FOR SMOKES
YOU SEE WE HAD TO DESIGN A WEAPON TO **** POETS
AND MINE WAS TOO EXTREME, FOR THEM
YOU SEE, I DEVELOPED CANNON ***** AND 1 BILLION AMMO HERE AND 1 BILLION AMMO THERE
AND BULLETS, AND LOADS OF OTHER STUFF AND POINTED IT AT THE POET READING
AND BLASTED HIS HEAD OFF, SORT OF WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME TONIGHT
MY OLD MATES, SAYING, IS BRIAN INTO WRITING POEMS AND THEN THEY SAY POEMS ARE BORING
AND I SAY, NO MATE NO, YOUR BORING, SURE I AM DISABLED, BUT IT DOESN’T STOP ME FROM WRITING A GREAT POEM THOUGH
DISABLE DISABLE I MIGHT BE A BIT DISABLED, IT’S NOT MY STYLE TO NOT JOT IT DOWN, YEAH IN A POEM YA SEE
I HAD COKE TO DRINK AS WELL AS A PACKET OF CARAMELISED ONION AND SOUR CREAM CHIPS, ****** AWESOME DUDES
I AM DISABLED, TOO DISABLED, FOR THE GOING TO BED MEN OR KIDS OR LADIES
I DON’T WIN VERY MUCH, BUT THE ORGANISER REALLY LIKES MY WORK
I PARTY LIKE I GET HEADACHES FROM CHAMPAGNE, THE PURE ALCOHOL DOES WEIRD THINGS TO THE BRAIN
AND MY FAVE, THE SCHITZOPHRENIC MACARENA, IT GOES LIKE THIS
1 2 3 4 DO THE SCHITZOPHRENIC, FROM THE FIRST DIAGNOSIS TO MY CURRNT SITUATION
AND NOW, WITH MEDICATION, I CAN BE REFORMED, OH YEAH MATE YEAH, I AM SCHITZOPHRENIC
AND FLY BURGERS ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT, FLY BURGERS ARE SUCH A TASTY TREAT
JUST CATCH A BLOWIE BETWEEN TWO BUTTERED BUNS, ADD SOME LETTUCE AND TOMATO AND HAVE SO MUCH FUN
YOU SEE MY POEMS TALK, ABOUT HASPPINESS FOR A GREAT PARTY, HAPPINESS FOR GREAT ART
AND HAPPINESS FOR THE OLD SMELLY MAN WHO FARTS, WHILE HE PLAYS AND BEATS ME AT DARTS
MOVING ON UP, MOVING ON UP MOVING ON UP, MAKING AN EGG SIT RIGHT IN THE CUP
THEN WENT OVER TO PAT HIS PUP, AS HE ENJOYS MOVING ON UP
Jan 21, 2015
Jan 21, 2015 at 8:21 AM UTC
POETS AND SINGERS AND DANCERS AND BELL RINGERS
ARE IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT, I PARTY WITH ANGELS
AND ALL I EAT IS BAGLES, AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO DIVINE
I WENT TO THE POETRY SLAM, WITH VOICES IN MY HEAD SAYING POETRY IS FOR GEEKS
BUT I AM A GOOD PARTY POET, WHERE EVERY POEM
EXPLAINS HOW I WANNA PARTY HARDY WON’T STARDY
MOVE IT ON UP, MOVE IT ON UP
AND SHOW US HOW TO HAVE FUN
AND TONIGHT THERE WAS A POET BLASTER WHO HATED POETS
SHOOTING AT ANYONE GOING OUT FOR SMOKES
YOU SEE WE HAD TO DESIGN A WEAPON TO **** POETS
AND MINE WAS TOO EXTREME, FOR THEM
YOU SEE, I DEVELOPED CANNON ***** AND 1 BILLION AMMO HERE AND 1 BILLION AMMO THERE
AND BULLETS, AND LOADS OF OTHER STUFF AND POINTED IT AT THE POET READING
AND BLASTED HIS HEAD OFF, SORT OF WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME TONIGHT
MY OLD MATES, SAYING, IS BRIAN INTO WRITING POEMS AND THEN THEY SAY POEMS ARE BORING
AND I SAY, NO MATE NO, YOUR BORING, SURE I AM DISABLED, BUT IT DOESN’T STOP ME FROM WRITING A GREAT POEM THOUGH
DISABLE DISABLE I MIGHT BE A BIT DISABLED, IT’S NOT MY STYLE TO NOT JOT IT DOWN, YEAH IN A POEM YA SEE
I HAD COKE TO DRINK AS WELL AS A PACKET OF CARAMELISED ONION AND SOUR CREAM CHIPS, ****** AWESOME DUDES
I AM DISABLED, TOO DISABLED, FOR THE GOING TO BED MEN OR KIDS OR LADIES
I DON’T WIN VERY MUCH, BUT THE ORGANISER REALLY LIKES MY WORK
I PARTY LIKE I GET HEADACHES FROM CHAMPAGNE, THE PURE ALCOHOL DOES WEIRD THINGS TO THE BRAIN
AND MY FAVE, THE SCHITZOPHRENIC MACARENA, IT GOES LIKE THIS
1 2 3 4 DO THE SCHITZOPHRENIC, FROM THE FIRST DIAGNOSIS TO MY CURRNT SITUATION
AND NOW, WITH MEDICATION, I CAN BE REFORMED, OH YEAH MATE YEAH, I AM SCHITZOPHRENIC
AND FLY BURGERS ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT, FLY BURGERS ARE SUCH A TASTY TREAT
JUST CATCH A BLOWIE BETWEEN TWO BUTTERED BUNS, ADD SOME LETTUCE AND TOMATO AND HAVE SO MUCH FUN
YOU SEE MY POEMS TALK, ABOUT HASPPINESS FOR A GREAT PARTY, HAPPINESS FOR GREAT ART
AND HAPPINESS FOR THE OLD SMELLY MAN WHO FARTS, WHILE HE PLAYS AND BEATS ME AT DARTS
MOVING ON UP, MOVING ON UP MOVING ON UP, MAKING AN EGG SIT RIGHT IN THE CUP
THEN WENT OVER TO PAT HIS PUP, AS HE ENJOYS MOVING ON UP