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When I dusted off the counter today I found something that was lost before Jesus was there by the sink, sitting down right next to the toaster he looked at me and asked for a coaster he and the cherubs were drinking diet soda, and watching the ants eat my sugar I asked him three questions and hear what they are why are you sitting by the toaster? why in the hell would you want my coaster? and didn't I ask you to leave last summer? Jesus said he wanted to live in my heart first the counter then my heart what's next Jehova, my first born child? yes actually he said, before he snorted and growled I really do want your first born child would you like a brochure for heaven? its pretty wild there, and the bread's all unleavened No thanks No thanks
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Dec 10, 2015
Dec 10, 2015 at 4:59 AM UTC
Jeebus
When I dusted off the counter today I found something that was lost before Jesus was there by the sink, sitting down right next to the toaster he looked at me and asked for a coaster he and the cherubs were drinking diet soda, and watching the ants eat my sugar I asked him three questions and hear what they are why are you sitting by the toaster? why in the hell would you want my coaster? and didn't I ask you to leave last summer? Jesus said he wanted to live in my heart first the counter then my heart what's next Jehova, my first born child? yes actually he said, before he snorted and growled I really do want your first born child would you like a brochure for heaven? its pretty wild there, and the bread's all unleavened No thanks No thanks
God Jesus Antichrist hate love offense genius cruel master no gods no masters no one Trust diet coke peace hate anger joy slavery child
jillian-jesser
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Dec 10, 2015
Dec 10, 2015 at 4:59 AM UTC
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