Just shoot me now, I'll beg and I'll plead
Stuck in a meeting, just needing to ***
My boss, a buffoon, kicking up dust
Tirade of a fool, his message, a bust
Texting the phone, sexting my miss
Wishing so hard, for that kind of bliss
Pushing the envelope, of time and of space
Conference calls, please coup-d-grace
Listening for words that make any sense
Boring as hell, a dearth of suspense
Yadda yadda, and blah blah, blah blah
Yakkity schmakity, hit me, with your car
Feb 22, 2017
Feb 22, 2017 at 11:31 AM UTC
Just shoot me now, I'll beg and I'll plead
Stuck in a meeting, just needing to ***
My boss, a buffoon, kicking up dust
Tirade of a fool, his message, a bust
Texting the phone, sexting my miss
Wishing so hard, for that kind of bliss
Pushing the envelope, of time and of space
Conference calls, please coup-d-grace
Listening for words that make any sense
Boring as hell, a dearth of suspense
Yadda yadda, and blah blah, blah blah
Yakkity schmakity, hit me, with your car
*** it's the meeting that never ends! Arrrggghhh!
:D
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