Just shoot me now, I'll beg and I'll plead
Stuck in a meeting, just needing to ***

My boss, a buffoon, kicking up dust
Tirade of a fool, his message, a bust

Texting the phone, sexting my miss
Wishing so hard, for that kind of bliss

Pushing the envelope, of time and of space
Conference calls,  please coup-d-grace

Listening for words that make any sense
Boring as hell, a dearth of suspense

Yadda yadda, and blah blah, blah blah
Yakkity schmakity, hit me, with your car