Do you suffer
From mask lung?
Or possibly sanitizer hands?
You or maybe a loved one
Have ruined life time plans
Pick up the phone and tell us now
We're at your beck and call
Millions and billions sought
We'll find a way to get it all
Do you have Covid complex?
A serious disease
Let us go to bat for you
And put your mind at ease
Have you been made lonely
By Government decree?
If you answer yes too this
it's a definite possibility
Did you get the Covid
Transmitted sexually?
It's very probable
We'll do, contingency
Yes it's here in plenitude
The inevitable point and blame
We'll find those responsible
In this legal money game
So put your faith in us
Yes call the number shown
Were all in this together friend
Don't sue them all alone
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020 at 5:33 PM UTC
Do you suffer
From mask lung?
Or possibly sanitizer hands?
You or maybe a loved one
Have ruined life time plans
Pick up the phone and tell us now
We're at your beck and call
Millions and billions sought
We'll find a way to get it all
Do you have Covid complex?
A serious disease
Let us go to bat for you
And put your mind at ease
Have you been made lonely
By Government decree?
If you answer yes too this
it's a definite possibility
Did you get the Covid
Transmitted sexually?
It's very probable
We'll do, contingency
Yes it's here in plenitude
The inevitable point and blame
We'll find those responsible
In this legal money game
So put your faith in us
Yes call the number shown
Were all in this together friend
Don't sue them all alone
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