Men are mad dogs,
women, finessed felines
we'd no sooner claw
your eyes out
than admit you're right,
we'll undoubtedly,
without hesitation - -
use our feminine wiles,
to get our own way,
and you bloodhounds
best get used to it
or no ***** for you
tonight, or any given day
We've got the upper paw...MEow
And, if you're a bird dog
well, that's a whole other story,
no telling what could happen
=^;^=
Jun 16, 2015
Jun 16, 2015 at 11:05 AM UTC
Men are mad dogs,
women, finessed felines
we'd no sooner claw
your eyes out
than admit you're right,
we'll undoubtedly,
without hesitation - -
use our feminine wiles,
to get our own way,
and you bloodhounds
best get used to it
or no ***** for you
tonight, or any given day
We've got the upper paw...MEow
And, if you're a bird dog
well, that's a whole other story,
no telling what could happen
=^;^=
Okay men, don't get your boxers in a flurry, it's all in fun! ;)
My inspiration...see, it was hardly my fault!
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
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