“Jesus is Aryan,
Only speaks Appalachian, and
Hates every Iranian!”
Zinjanthropus
Apr 28, 2021
Apr 28, 2021 at 10:05 AM UTC
Don't read this poem—
It just rhymes it
With another it,
Then tells you to
Stop reading it again...
Zinjanthropus
Apr 28, 2021
Apr 28, 2021 at 9:37 AM UTC
Will neither be
What me would
Want I to be, nor
What me would
Want I not to be
Zinjanthropus
Apr 26, 2021
Apr 26, 2021 at 1:10 AM UTC
Gimme some sardined rice
Sorry— that's the price?
Do you then have mice on ice?
Its price?
Thrice a sardined rice per slice!
Jesus Chris— thrice?
Okay, get me three slices of mice on ice
No freaking flies, no lice
On my mice, just ice...
Nice!
Zinjanthropus
Apr 24, 2021
Apr 24, 2021 at 7:56 AM UTC