A woman walked into a clean, pristine,
On-Brand gym
And discovered a utopia of female energy
Patriarchally, off-brand
Confidence, wisdom and weights
Their bailiwick
These women
with pull-up power
And cockiness of pubescent boys
Illuminate the path to
The Age of enlightenment
for their young padawan.
The Age of Zero-fucks-given-HRT-tax-returns erudition
And wearing skin like comfy pyjamas
The padawan, having drunk from the Wise Ones’ fount
Is equipped to face the music
marching
to
her
own
beat
One step closer to
Awakening.
Dec 4, 2025
Dec 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM UTC