if you run,
mama bunny will come and chase you
i know
you'll always be my little bunny
yeah
May 9
May 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM UTC
pine trees tend to be tall
while spruce tends to be wider
birch trees tends to be lighter
and oak tends to be hard
i'm the best tree of them all!
i'm a banyan tree
and i tend to be large
Apr 29
Apr 29, 2026 at 10:05 PM UTC
when i feel lonely
i like to eat
when im full
it feels like
there's a little person
inside of me
Apr 8
Apr 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM UTC
can rocks smoke
rocks can't smoke idiot
what smoke
do you think its on fire
or is it smoking cigarettes
or maybe cigars
could it be a pebble
or maybe a meteorite
that dropped from space
idiot
Apr 8
Apr 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM UTC
after my death
that jesus must've granted me
when the bugs consume
the excess
carve my decaying fat
and smooth my wrinkled skin
I will finally be
under 100 pounds!
Apr 6
Apr 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM UTC
i love to drink coffee
because it feels good in my stomach
i love sugar too
because it tastes good in my mouth
but i think i like sugar more
Apr 6
Apr 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM UTC
sing songs little bird because
little bird likes to follows the volery
little bird likes to eat seeds
little bird likes to make a nest
little bird rejects winters inevitability
to circle freely in the aviary
meandering must have meaning
when done by you, little bird
winter likes to applaud your pointless flight
Apr 5
Apr 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM UTC