There once was a pirate named Janus
whose deeds were particularly heinous,
so when he was caught
the trial was short:
Two years with a mouse up his ****
Oh, the agony,
no rest, even when I sit.
Two years, a long time!
When Janus was finally free
the mouse was nowhere to see
but Janus was clever,
instead of a lever
he lured it out with a Brie.
Feb 24, 2013
Feb 24, 2013 at 4:46 PM UTC