tim-t
Belgian
I specialise in what I call "trash poetry". I don't follow any rules (although I love rhymes), and you can hardly even call it poetry really. But I have a lot of fun coming up with all this stuff, and I hope people are somewhat amused/entertained by my poems. Please let me know what you think of them. Thank you, and enjoy.
My blood is no longer my own.
Mercenaries are coursing through my veins
paid to fight off the alien invaders.
Their war is tearing me apart.
May 9, 2011
May 9, 2011 at 1:07 PM UTC
Today I noticed something
that wasn't there before
a just punishment
for being a dumb *****
May 7, 2011
May 7, 2011 at 4:02 AM UTC
is this tingling feeling in my stomach
love
or just my IBS playing up?
Mar 31, 2011
Mar 31, 2011 at 2:35 PM UTC
Cigarettes and alcohol
smell of a long friday night out
I hate other people.
Feb 25, 2011
Feb 25, 2011 at 4:27 PM UTC
I don't want
a **********
a *** slave
a *****
I don't need
a housekeeper
a nurse
a cook
I don't want
a supermodel
a CEO
a politician
I don't need
an introvert
an extrovert
a pervert
I just want
someone to hold me
and do my laundry
(from time to time)
Aug 24, 2010
Aug 24, 2010 at 8:16 AM UTC
Some days I would rather shoot myself in the head
rather than get out of bed
and live another day
with this pain.
Jul 28, 2010
Jul 28, 2010 at 8:45 AM UTC
Fun things don't make me laugh
Sad things don't make me cry
and I don't know why
a girl smiled at me, I ran away
I am so stupidly shy
and I don't know why
pretending to be nice to people
doesn't work - I can't even try
and I don't know why
I can't talk to anyone
I can't say hello, I can't say bye
and I don't know why
Jul 28, 2010
Jul 28, 2010 at 8:35 AM UTC
winning two tournaments in two weeks
surely a most impressive feat
"my" Agnes did it with a smile and killer techniques
her gravel game looked pretty and complete
even though today she looked a bit tired
her opponent saw it, and tried to take her down
but Agnes persevered, the trophy was what she desired
a win here was sure to make her the talk of the town
after the match, she burst into tears
her coach came on court to comfort her
and made her aware of her fanclub's cheers
but to her, everything must've been a blur
Jul 18, 2010
Jul 18, 2010 at 3:38 PM UTC