Why
You’ve been standing
For much too long, my dear
Let’s step into the office
Now
You may notice
The little chair placed in front of my desk
And trust me
I’m well aware of the rumors you’ve heard
Regarding this chair
I know you’re petrified of what’s to come
Or, rather, what will be no more
The second that chair owns you
And I’m here for reassurance
To plead you not to worry
For you’re truly safe in my presence
And there’s no need to pick up
The belongings you left in the hallway
Your coworkers can take care of that
No
It certainly won’t be effortless
For all the heavy things you’ve left behind
Are just as difficult to carry for everyone else
But with the practice
They’ll grow muscles stronger than the beastly hulk
Now allow me to introduce myself
Hi! I’m Death, your new boss.
Have a seat.
Dec 23, 2018
Dec 23, 2018 at 9:53 AM UTC