A blockhead screaming all day long,
Restless, loud, and going strong.
Where did he find the nerve, the gall,
To eat the jam — yes, eat it all!
If your kid screams and won't be still,
With mouth wide open, loud and shrill,
Just know: it’s not for just a year,
It’s here to stay, let’s make that clear.
He screams at morning, noon, and night,
No help or rescue is in sight.
The neighbors think: "It’s plain to see,
A thunder-beast moved in next knee."
But there he sits, eyes glowing bright,
With jam on whiskers — what a sight...
I stand in silence, watch the show,
And simply whisper, soft and low:
— Well...
Mar 5
Mar 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM UTC