Who really cares anymore anyway
In a world where absolutely everything
Gets relentlessly analysed
And increasingly over-scrutinised
Every single ******* day?
May 10
May 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM UTC
My brain is becoming dead
Up there in my head
Or is it in here in my head?
Whatever
Whateeeevaaaaaaaa!
It doesn't matter
It really doesn't matter
Cos it's turning into sludge
At least I still remember how to **********
.....just about.
Nudge nudge
Gnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Mar 30
Mar 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM UTC
**** art's established 'Powers That Be',
They're not interested in the likes of me,
Young or dead and I'm a hit,
Old and alive? I can forget it.
I refused to kiss their shiny shoes,
Or shamelessly lie and falsely enthuse,
Or mingle with bores,
To open a few doors.
Sure, it would be simpler to avoid the hard slog,
Perhaps spend all day sitting on the bog,
Excreting **** for The Turner Prize,
But why compromise?
No, I'll keep painting my way,
Poor and unknown every day,
And after I'm dead and painting no more,
Those Janus-faced connoisseurs will be knocking at my door.
Feb 4
Feb 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM UTC
Rivers of ****
Full of shit-filled fish,
All reeled in,
Served up on a dish.
Rivers of ****
The water provider's onus,
Even rivers of ****
Won't prevent their filthy bonus.
Jan 5
Jan 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM UTC
Real rock n roll
not Elvis Prez
Or Fatarse Domino
or Eddie ****
Or sweet Genie V
Or Chucky B
or Chucky Norris
out in his Morris Minor
a minor
like mrs jerry Lee
No
No!
None of them
Real rock n roll
A real rock n roller
like Alvin Stardust
or Cliff
gettin good wid God
or Shakin Stevens
no Parkinson's diseases
Or an arseful of fleas
had he
just ************ denim
and ************ moves
all rubber legs
and white boots
hey little girly
let's go to the malt shop
or a drive-in movie
in shepherd's Bush
after Top of the Pops
Nov 10, 2025
Nov 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM UTC
Do you ever just go Aaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
No?
No worries.
Oct 20, 2025
Oct 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM UTC
It's raining more than a little bit,
And I'm so happy I could ****
Oct 20, 2025
Oct 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM UTC
It's not irrational
But it is international
Whatever the conditions
Everyone hates politicians.
Sep 26, 2025
Sep 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM UTC
The descent's becomin' steeper
Escape is just a farce
I can feel that bad ol' reaper
Bitin' down on my ****
Sep 26, 2025
Sep 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM UTC
They're watching you
Those *******
They're taking you apart
Bit by bit
Looking into your mind
Examining it
They're collecting data
And they're going to get you
Sooner or later.
Sep 26, 2025
Sep 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM UTC