There was the oddest bloke
Who had a bath in Coke
He licked himself dry
And with a little cry
He exploded in a cloud of smoke.
Jul 8, 2012
Jul 8, 2012 at 6:58 AM UTC
There was a girl named Louise
Who sat amongst the trees
She had a dream
About peaches and cream
And suddenly she began to sneeze
Jul 8, 2012
Jul 8, 2012 at 5:30 AM UTC
There was a silly old whale
Who went to a bargain sale
He bought a coat
On which he wrote
“In case I get caught in a gale.”
Jul 8, 2012
Jul 8, 2012 at 4:53 AM UTC
There was a man called Venter
Who married an old yenta
He became Magaya
And said, “I’m no liar,
My name has changed to Centner!”
Apr 8, 2012
Apr 8, 2012 at 10:18 AM UTC
There was a truck, a chorrie
Some people would call it a lorry
It backfired one day
And was heard to say,
‘Jislaaik, I’m blerry sorry.’
Apr 8, 2012
Apr 8, 2012 at 10:12 AM UTC
Good old Ludwig von Beethoven
Wrote music that was greathoven
His deafness didn’t preclude
The greatness of this dude
But now, alas, he is latehoven
Apr 8, 2012
Apr 8, 2012 at 10:08 AM UTC
A battered VW Beetle named Dusty
Whose bodywork was decidedly rusty
Still was able to travel
On tarmac and gravel
In a manner observably trusty.
Apr 8, 2012
Apr 8, 2012 at 10:01 AM UTC
A nice young fellow from Sabie
Sent a letter to Robert Mugabe
It said, “Now you are King
And doing your thing
May I sell you a derby?"
Feb 15, 2012
Feb 15, 2012 at 5:10 PM UTC
A composer frans liszt
Came home from the inn quite piszt
That night he’d sung
On the top of his lungs
And pounded drums with his fistz
Feb 15, 2012
Feb 15, 2012 at 4:51 PM UTC
A bored old codger from the East
One day ate a barrel of yeast
He began to perspire
The prelude to expire
But he rose quite well, at least!
Feb 15, 2012
Feb 15, 2012 at 4:45 PM UTC