Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman
scorned
What one man sees as “enchantment”
In a woman’s eyes that soon sours into
“harassment”
Worse if the dude is a Dude, you’ll soon
be sued
That’s a double-whammy from women
unglued
When a wishful dream becomes a joke
& turns into a hoax
You’ll pay the price Palomino
And if a Gay dude shuns a damsel in her
“distress”
That Gay gent gets the triple-whammy
‘Cause girls grow-up in the misplaced
baloney
That all men want & need female harmony
Simply because they’re always *****
That becomes a hard dill for some women
to swallow
When reality sets in & the promise
of marriage dims to hollow
So Palomino you better look but not
touch
Or you’ll soon be in dutch
You’ll discover the price was too high
to pay
And finding yourself wishing you were
Gay
— Ray Laccetti
Mar 3, 2021
Mar 3, 2021 at 8:58 AM UTC
The more we move forward the more
we go & become backward
Near is the time for me & perhaps for
us all, to get ready to exodus
From a very insipid & hypocritical world
that we knowingly have spoiled & mired
Soon I’ll lay my body down, for me to
kiss the ground. No more unforgiving-
people-stuff to cosset & propound
Nothing left to justify, to glorify,
to try & figure-out, & to reason why
Perhaps I’ll be remembered for some of
the better-stuff that was me. Maybe not;
little merit nor ever profound
The joy was in the doing, the creating, not
for any applause it might’ve generated
That’s the way it should’ve been & not
the other way around
For the world has grown too old to dream
& other hallucinations have taken-ground
I don’t think I want to be around when
the planet takes it’s final bow & becomes
an even biger-bang slaughter-house grind
— Ray Laccetti
Jun 6, 2019
Jun 6, 2019 at 8:20 AM UTC
ROCK-BOTTOM
• Republicans are for
the inert-status-quo.
While Democrats should
be more ‘go-man-go.’
• Reps. growl: “if it ain’t
broke, why try & fix it?”
Dems. bark-back: “it IS
broke, we must try & fix it!”
• Progress is a stop & go
process, a see-saw action.
Proceed & advance to
achieve it, without all the
fanfare, distractions &
nonsense.
• Or stay stuck-in-the -
middle, no pain & no gain,
that should be verboten.
• Or we’ll hit rock-bottom,
drowned in the ocean, then
be over, all but forgotten!
— Ray Laccetti
May 23, 2019
May 23, 2019 at 9:42 AM UTC
CANDIDATES DO A LOT OF TALKIN’
ALSO DID FART-SO, WHEN HE WAS
‘A-STALKIN’
NOW HE’S AN ALSO-RAN, NO-BARGIN,
NON-ENTITY
THIS TIME AROUND, ASK YOURSELF:
‘CAN THESE TALKERS REALLY DO
THE JOB OR JUST CREATE MORE OF A
MESS WHILE THEY’RE IN THE OFFICE.
‘CAUSE I CONFESS, I DON’t KNOW
HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CRAP
‘WE THE PEOPLE’ CAN INGEST?
OR BE A PATHETIC-SHOVEL TO DIG-
OUT OF ANOTHER’S PERSON’s
FECULENCE!
— Ray Laccetti
May 23, 2019
May 23, 2019 at 9:32 AM UTC
NO YOKE
Had a job where I often began
early, only to quit late, just to
keep a potato on my plate.
Not the only chap to go thru that.
It helped somewhat to complain
of it to those who’d listen. As I
look-back over that “workin’-my-
ass-off-crap,” I recall truth might
be stretched thin, but never will
break & often rises above lies, &
like oil, it floats on wine. Hard-
work never hurt & only folks will
complain, of commonplace yokes.
— Ray Laccetti
May 23, 2019
May 23, 2019 at 9:29 AM UTC
LIVE-WIRE
Many days I’m self-critical,
of myself, who else
And there’s no-accounting
for my tastes, either
I’m a creative-yoyo, sitting
on-my-shelf
Who retreats into a shell,
wherein I dwell, by myself
& for the peccadilloes of irate,
but tolerant, creatures
I never wanted to be a so-
called ‘everyday’ person
Like those who climb church-
steeples to meet other
funamboulistic people
— Ray Laccetti
May 17, 2019
May 17, 2019 at 10:12 AM UTC
TAKE TWO GUESSES
lie detection for idiots
fist-fights-for-fatties
hosted by dirty-old-hosts
whose only concern is the
money they’re pocketing
it only goes to explain
the bottomless-pit-depth
society has sunken into
the only worth these shows
hold for me are the hunky
but amazingly-stupid dudes
who appear there-in, along
with their god-ugly-fat &
equally dumb women-folk,
forever crying ‘he’s cheatin’
to wit, I say to myself:
at least these dude have
some merit
so shoot me if in disagree-
ment but that’s the way I see
it… those dudes should hook-
up with each other & the
women with jenny craig — Laccetti
May 17, 2019
May 17, 2019 at 10:07 AM UTC
SELFISHNESS-SNEEZES
I still say abortion is totally wrong
So I will persist in that honest song
It’s up to folks to deter abomination
& to learn some consideration
A child doesn’t ASK to be born
All births count & have the right
to sing songs
How self-centered to think or
to believe the opposite of that
Ever hear two wrongs don’t
make it right? Guess not!
Since we’ve let selfishness get in
the way & ignorance to sneeze
the day. — Ray Laccetti
May 17, 2019
May 17, 2019 at 10:05 AM UTC
ANAL-RETENTIVE
(Pea-Brains & Fecal-Matters)
There’s obvious precautions
For a ditsy-twerk’s ‘bottoming’
Cleanliness is the foremost-thing
Fore & aft, as a sailor might put-it
Don’t put that ****** away, just yet
When the Fleets in & the play’s the
thing, be smart & cautionary & clean
May end-up with a nasty sphincter
Where anyone would rather-not like
to sit upon, either, ever, & never
An oz. of precaution is worth a lb.
of cure & the cure might-be a worst
disaster than ever it’s antidote
— Ray Laccetti
May 17, 2019
May 17, 2019 at 9:56 AM UTC
MY LEARNED-FRIEND
Many colors in the stars; a beautiful
canvas it makes. Created by the ultimate
artist, whom I strive to duplicate.
An artist in my own right, I often speak
with him. Gathered-all I could from him,
my learned-friend from afar. I could never
devise without him, my route from start
to finish. I haven’t a clue as to why if my
head & heart weren’t in it. I’ll make no
foolish-attempts to square-this, it would
all be in vain. Don’t ask more about it. I’ll
never know for sure. Except to say, he
might love me somewhat, for reasons I
couldn’t supply. Might as well try to
decipher his star-scapes, how he did
them, & why. — Ray Laccetti
May 17, 2019
May 17, 2019 at 9:48 AM UTC