My Father was a terrible father
And my Mother a terrible mother
My Sister was a terrible sister
But I had a really Fantastic Dog
Jan 24
Jan 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM UTC
God stopped in Tel Aviv
on the way to meet the Rabbini
He sat on the beach and
watched the Girls in their bikinis
the Rabbi was waiting at the station
But He just had to admire
his greatest creation
Jan 3
Jan 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM UTC
I lent Jesus a twenty
He said he'd pay me back
When he returns
I'll never see that money again...
Sep 7, 2025
Sep 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM UTC
It's in the Family
However watered down
Insidious of nature
But still profound
I may never escape it
No matter how I must
It's the irresistible urge
One should never trust
May 22, 2025
May 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM UTC
All over Time
People stood tall and short
They lived and died
Then were sent forth
Sons of sons
Daughters of daughters
Daughters of sons
Sons of daughters
We do today
As they do tomorrow
And yesterday
Everyone
For each end
We shall meet
And live in peace
With ideal Love
Pain will cease
And Pleasure
Will be infinite
Love will be all
Lovers will be loved
Haters will not exist
As they were
Haters will be loved
And on Earth
People short and tall
Will live and die
Then be sent forth
Mar 2, 2025
Mar 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM UTC
I Dug Myself A Grave
And Lay Down in It
I Shovelled back the Dirt
And now I Am Finished
It felt So Good
To Be Part of the Earth
It was all Downhill
From the Moment of My Birth
Feb 14, 2025
Feb 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM UTC
President Donald Duck
The USA has run it's luck
He says he will bring us back
But all he'll do is quack & quack
Jan 20, 2025
Jan 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM UTC
Is a Beautiful Woman
Worth all the horror and pain
Of the Human Condition
Is She a worthy contender
To challenge Human Extinction
Jan 1, 2025
Jan 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM UTC
It's like I've Been Reincarnated
My Dog is Still Alive!
For how many more days
I cannot surmise
But each one I will treasure
Until . . . (a couple of rhymes here, sadly)
May 26, 2024
May 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM UTC