I will...
so I can ...
so I can ...
so I can ...
so I can ...
so I can die happy
Mar 28, 2013
Mar 28, 2013 at 1:37 AM UTC
you're slow
you smell bad
you're smile makes people cringe
you're not just fat, your unhealthily obese
you're parents regret conceiving you
you can't do anything right
you're laugh sounds like a flock of dying chickens
you're cooking tastes bad
you have bad posture
no one tells you when you have something in your teeth
you're bad at math
no one remembers your birthday
you can't even spell your own name
but, you have such a beautiful soul
Apr 18, 2012
Apr 18, 2012 at 6:45 AM UTC
i ate a ping pong ball to see if it would come out the same shape it went in.
it never came out.
Apr 18, 2012
Apr 18, 2012 at 6:27 AM UTC
**** this.
****
i **** hookers then rob them.
i thought it'd be a good idea.
then i realized it blows
harder than skanks **** ****
go ahead, steal this.
it'd make a great greeting card.
Apr 18, 2012
Apr 18, 2012 at 6:16 AM UTC