mrbuddy
I am Mr. Halfie. / Born and raised in LM / Love it here / Will you be my Mr. Buddy? / / My name is Jordan Belfort. / / I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. / / The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. / / On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. / / I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
Shopping for a new winter jacket,
$250,
**** it,
Take it up to the register,
That'll be $150,
I go:
I'm Sorry...?
Yes everything's an additional 40% off, Sir.
I go:
....Oh, you're sorry.
Mar 2, 2016
Mar 2, 2016 at 1:38 AM UTC
If he could talk what would he say?
If she could talk what would she say?
If it could speak where would it stray.......
I speak for Lucifer.
Oct 5, 2015
Oct 5, 2015 at 9:24 PM UTC
A circle is round.
It has no ends.
Thats how long I've been living with Mesothelioma.
Jun 28, 2015
Jun 28, 2015 at 6:43 PM UTC
lil haiku
i whiipped up:)
5-you will need your mittens Mr. Tu Bishva't...
7- "hot! hot! on the dot! Smelly *******
5-Mr. Pp is off his rocker tonight.....
Apr 29, 2015
Apr 29, 2015 at 9:21 PM UTC
Haiku
5-Well you dont say... its your birthday Mr Buddy.....
7- Time to take my mr PP......
5- Mr Birthday Blurjy.....
Apr 20, 2015
Apr 20, 2015 at 7:56 PM UTC
5-Mr Buddy you are not allowed here....
7-Mr Buddy your kind is not welcome here...
5- Mr PP put ya **** back in ur pants !!!
Apr 20, 2015
Apr 20, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC
5-I wish I could reproduce
7-I wish my **** was a waterfall
5-I wish I could get an ********
Apr 17, 2015
Apr 17, 2015 at 12:26 PM UTC
5- how much will it be Mr. Halfie.....
7-the wind silenced the night......
5- Will you be my Mr Buddy......?
Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC
5-Hello Mr. Chippppp, I'm ready....
7-It is time to dine Mr Buddy.....
5-Are you an MR CT Buddy?
Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 11:00 PM UTC
5- Mr. Buddy wait for me.....
7- Time for dinner Mr. PP.....
5-Mr. Lake Minnetonka.......
Apr 15, 2015
Apr 15, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC