There once was a football cheerleader
As quick as a small water skeeter.
She could shake and she could twirl
She could flip and she could whirl.
In competition, no one could beat her.
Feb 27, 2022
Feb 27, 2022 at 4:39 PM UTC
Life is like a pizza,
The right ingredients make it quite nice.
Take a pepperoni pizza,
add some sausage for extra spice.
Add onions and peppers
For something bitter, sweet or hot.
Anchovies provide a unique experience.
Though most people prefer not.
Life can be like a pizza
Ingredients can make it sweet and hot.
At times it’s a little too spicy
Other times it hits the right spot.
Dec 1, 2021
Dec 1, 2021 at 2:56 PM UTC
My dog ate my pork chops
Left me nothing but wrapper tops
I put it out to thaw
He ate it while still raw
Now my dinner is soup and soda pop
Oct 11, 2021
Oct 11, 2021 at 11:05 AM UTC
A lady from the Midwest
Whose cooking is really the best
She can add the right spice
To make every food quite nice
Creating a feast is not really a test.
Oct 11, 2021
Oct 11, 2021 at 11:03 AM UTC
The grandkids are visiting.
Here for a week or two.
We’ll play, and run, and do some games.
Exhausted when we’re through
The grandkids have come to visit.
Their stay is never long.
They come, they visit, they play, they leave.
Their departure too quick and so wrong.
Sep 24, 2021
Sep 24, 2021 at 5:04 PM UTC
The drought is finally over
Water is falling from the sky
The crops are slowly coming back
There’s mud in the pig sty.
Yes, the drought is finally over
The swamp is slowly filling
The mosquitoes will soon return.
Swatting them will be thrilling.
Yes, the drought is finally over
Soon we return to norm,
Complaints about too wet weather
Will come with every storm.
Aug 26, 2021
Aug 26, 2021 at 10:18 AM UTC
Beer is such a wonderful treat.
The amber liquid is oh so sweet
It goes good with popcorn, brats, and chips.
You can drink it, chug it, or even sip.
There are IPA’s and lagers, too.
So many choices, more than a few.
So, enjoy your drink, quench your thirst.
Realize, when ranking libations, beer comes first.
Aug 24, 2021
Aug 24, 2021 at 5:11 PM UTC
I have some tchotchkes sitting on a shelf.
They serve a great purpose in helping myself.
Some bobble-head dolls and a few coffee cups,
Provide emotional support, they are joy-filled pick me ups.
Some people collect stones that warm their heart.
Others gather books that make them feel smart.
Some collect artwork or maybe coins bring them joy.
Riches of the heart that come in the form of a toy.
We all have our trinkets that bring some delight.
Look at them and smile, they make you feel just right.
So, enjoy the baubles, the ornaments on the shelf,
They serve a great purpose providing joy to yourself.
Aug 12, 2021
Aug 12, 2021 at 3:25 PM UTC
He planted red roses to remember her,
when she died so many years ago.
They continue to blossom each year,
A memory that continues to grow.
Jul 17, 2021
Jul 17, 2021 at 2:44 PM UTC
For charity I will shave my head.
A task I truly, absolutely dread.
I will sit and lose my locks.
My bald head, a major shock.
I do it fore the money we will ear.
No worries, my hair will quickly return.
So, for charity I will shave my head.
Cuz, it will grow back, or so they’ve said.
Jun 26, 2021
Jun 26, 2021 at 4:42 PM UTC