That gap.
The one between your teeth near the back of your smile.
It used to make my knees weak.
Now it looks like the perfect landing strip for my eager fist.
Jan 27, 2015
Jan 27, 2015 at 6:00 PM UTC
Dear Dread,
Have you considered a fitness plan?
If not, I suggest to you look into it.
Your obesity is unhealthy.
I simply cannot support your weight any longer..
This document is your official warning.
If you do not adhere to my recommendations
Action will be taken
Sincerely,
Impending Mydocardial Infarction.
Jan 21, 2015
Jan 21, 2015 at 3:22 PM UTC