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johnny-panic
johnny-panic
Uzbekistani John "Johnny Panic" Rockefeller (1926-1962, 1973-present) is the reanimated corpse of Marilyn Monroe reconstituted with ape DNA. He has been included in exactly none textbooks, and actually may not have written any poems. Critics have had this to say about the rising star "Who the fuck are you? Get that microphone out of my face!" / Her poem "Bohemian Rhapsody" was included in the textbook "E-Z Science with Dr. Tom." / His novel "Novel" won an emmy. / He has systematically ruined every one of his relationships with his compulsive lying.
Hey       guys, i been dating This girl On and off On and off For several years… But whenever things get tough He wants to up and run So leik i know we love Each other more Tha nything else n he saes hes read To do right by me But whenever things get tough She wants to up and run He says he knows What he lost when he Left me n i love herbut i am afraid of Getting hert So my queshtion is Should I stay or should I go, now? Answer in the reactions bellow Leik srsly       Guys, i don’t know wat 2 do
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Apr 6, 2012
Apr 6, 2012 at 11:41 PM UTC
Hey, help me out.
One time I blew a homeless guy Thinking he'd share his junk. Oh, **** I just got the joke.
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Apr 6, 2012
Apr 6, 2012 at 11:38 PM UTC
Reasons I am A Terrible Poet
This club A beehive of sweaty Alcoholics Piercing lights Nail a headache Through my skull I am awkward Out of place Pacing through the crowd Feeling, uhm Too drunk Or not drunk enough Then! Across the room A pretty blonde A determination To salvage my night And I’m off Twenty minutes later: Handcuffs! In the back of a cop car. I’m an artist You *****
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Apr 1, 2012
Apr 1, 2012 at 10:22 AM UTC
To A Pretty Blonde
Our hands clasped like locks By a dying sunset sky Spray of salt Below the boardwalk Mists into the air We held each other Two desperate people Underneath the sheets Light filters through White lenin sheets Your kiss Was the match That lit a fire inside One year ago You said goodbye? It’s been a long year. Maybe you could lift That restraining order? I stopped smoking crack Sort of. Sorry I kissed your mom. Sorry I killed your dog Actually, never mind on the dog. Fuck that dog.
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Mar 31, 2012
Mar 31, 2012 at 10:40 AM UTC
Bitter Love
Above our homes Ephemeral stars dance Like dying fireflies Sam and I sat In the cold Dizzy, drunk We talked About love About freedom As frost leapt from our lungs “I’ll **** your **** For ten bucks.”
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Mar 30, 2012
Mar 30, 2012 at 4:06 PM UTC
Sam and I
That's sorta kinda what I was getting at. It doesn't matter even remotely if the evidence doesn't match the conclusion, because the Conclusion is so mouth -watering. Which is an interesting way to describe the search for dead people and monsters. Reply Quote Notify Yup.
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Mar 30, 2012
Mar 30, 2012 at 3:56 PM UTC
Alas!
This one time Jay and I went drinking he broke into a church as I cheered him on He violently attacked a good friend of ours Passed out on the couch after a fist fight I vomited a bunch of blood Buy this poem so I can see a doctor
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Mar 30, 2012
Mar 30, 2012 at 3:05 PM UTC
Blood *****
Fighting Super Go time! Turtles that fly Friend of the Children Gamera, ************ The world is an ocean of pain
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Mar 30, 2012
Mar 30, 2012 at 3:00 PM UTC
Gamera, ************
I’m not a poet I just wanted to know When the Mickie D’s On Detroit closes. Seriously.
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Mar 30, 2012
Mar 30, 2012 at 2:57 PM UTC
Is This Yahoo?