Moon Bouncing on a ***** Stamp High on Every Code You've Ever Seen over the Slippery When Wet(1986) Floppy Disk Hoboes Begging for Crack ******* I See The Glazed Green Mascara So Hot Everybody Around You Seems Cold with Such a Flair of Winsome Cheer in Every Flagrant Shivering Ding **** Ditch Four-Seam Fastball Ricocheting "FAT" Like Colombian Bricks and Slappy Samsonite Juicy IOUs Trying to "Talk" About Fleshlight Firmaments and "Return to Sender" Galloping Chariots of the Gods(1970) and Bam-Bam Red Wine Showers in Plashy Rainshod "As Halal as You Want To Be" Lana Del Ray Anagrams Like a Pee-Wee Herman Rube Goldberg Plastic Visagist Surreal Rapturous Rubber Soul(1965) Jigsaw Puzzles in Every **** Crambazzled Redundancy Echoing Like a Marty McFly Walkie Talkie “Generator” Spark of So Many Notices of Conviction Spellbound by Your Starboard Heat and Heart. So Won't You Dart to 50 Miles Per Hour At The Red Light on The Outskirts of "Suburban Muse" Living the Dream Outpacing My "Breakout" Mustard Gas Blinded by The Whites Like a Chevrotain Queen of the Stone Age Band Camp Story Glimmering in Decadent Hues Chimping Like a Champ Bookish Like a Pantera Tool Enigma Mainlining Thursday's Classic Crime To Be My "Smooth Criminal" Never More Bumpy Inside Than a G Thang As You Swerve Lane to Lane Never Hitting the Brakes on a “Ventura Highway” Endangered Species Exhibit of Tax Evasion Taxidermies Exclaiming "My Oh My" at Bad *** Bob’s “Tell Her No” Jill Scotts Hate on Me Hater Remix on a SETI Point Break Ocean's Eleven Heist because “The Price is Wrong (Millie) Bobby” as We Gallop Away From Braying Jackals with Kitty Purry as a Lighthouse Safari Overworking The Cameron Diaz Hair Gel Coldstone Creamery Broken Record Milli Vanilli Mistakes Forgotten By The Redwood Forests Sphacelated in Emerald Amber Energy That You Might Outshine the Galaxies Beyond even When Brackish Baby Jane Torpedoes the Harbors Below Because it is the "Time of the Season" and I'm Engraved in Stone, Shaving Shaved Ice Until E.T. and Kanye Phone Home. So Cakewalk Your Way Through Stacks of Perjury and Decades of Sway to Persuade Patrick Swayze to Ghost Ride Your 300$ Damaged Ego Rain Check And Splashdown Your Blue Horizon Around Sunset Saffron Hues Never Guilty of Disheveled Courts of Snooze, ***** and Lose. So "Smile" Like You Mean It and **** It Like a Sprauncy Thriller Piggybacking my Roadhouse Blues Guitarist Riffs Until The Sun's Last Gasp and “Eclipse” of The Universe’s Darkest Matters in a Twilight Collapse and an Angel's Son In a White Wedding Faucet Ballet Better than Any Relapse. So Ms. Kangaroo Court “Wide Awake” To Every Mystery Machine Ensemble, Jockey The Gondolas of Time to the Summit of Love Fetching a Jurassic Spark At The Top of Paramount Martin Luther King Jr. Mountaintop Ark Making Maslow’s Eye Seem Blind Compared to My “Eye of the Tiger” and Deaf To your “Roar”. After All and Second-to-None, Both of Us Are Roulette Fanfare Castaway Avenged Sevenfold Dovetailed Survivors Who Know How to Use Their Balk to Walk in Circles Around Skulls and Squares Littering Decrepit Wait-and-See Lush Canopied Vintage South Parks. So Buckle Up and Kiss and Tell When You Take Off My Toby Maguire Blindfold and Let Me Tenderly Surrender My Savory Skeleton Keys Because You are "On Candid Camera Now" and You Better Say Cheese So I Can Pack My Baggy Bagpipes and Win The Day, My Surreal Seductress "End Game" Sprawling Flexible and Flexed Anomaly(Calling Your Name) Breeze
3.27.2026 (Walking on Air)
Let Me Get Capernoited on Some Largesse Lager Before Freebooting Your Open Source Peer to Peer Elitism Root Kit Kith Against Subliminal Inclinations of Rodomontade Kitthoge Klendusic Ego Rain Check Lusts So Your Firework Factory Heyday Heat Wave Zeitgeist Florid With Frogmarched Folly is Calculated to Amuse My Roadhouse Blues Verve Glowing With Sempiternal Eclipse Ratcheted Above any Clanking Clangor of Respite The Stunsail of Forebearance Against Golden Bonanzas In Silverthorne "Kissed By A Rose" Batman Forever (1995) Engima ******* Barrelling Sondage of the Turtleback of Filigrees Filibustered By Mettle and Might, Power and Plight and The Swerving Malingering "Dancing With Your Hands Tied" Eminence Affront Might Sink Beneath Jambles of Jealousy and Drapes of Reninjasque Renewal Avowed To Win Stanley Cup Pedigree Leaps And Rungs Above the Frenchified Trudeau Show Keen In Beatitude But Forlorn In Broadway Snowball Fights Against Pills and Pillories Rambunctious For Suffrage Of My Motor Speedway Cardiac Kid Comeback Story Stories Above and Beyond a "King for a Day" Dearth As "Legendary Lovers" Echoes in the Retinue of My Conscience Winnowed like a Volley of Volleyball Volunteerism That Etch-a-Sketch Pallor Never Fumbles an End Zone Kenny Logins. If Cute is What You AIM For Ensure I'm Liquored Up Like a Sailor Nantucketed and Nip Tucked HI-Jacking a White Woman's Anthem For a Left Shark Appeal for the "Am I On Pause" Aliens in TIme That Glance So Favorably at Our Trysts That Try Their Hardest To Barnstorm the Barm and Bulletproof Lore of Glory a King Once Attested in a "Dark Horse" Town Yet Bereft of a Championship But Pregnant With the Promises of a Promiseland "Mine" Or Yours With A Different ***** but the Same Gown
Mar 27
Mar 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM UTC
Sadie the Sunken Myth, the Immortal Foreigner of Silverskin Portfire Stranger Days (1967)the Pearl Harbor of the Greatest Spice, the Floorboard Doggy Pound Catcalling “Gin and Juice” Run-on-the-Sperm Banks Upside Down “Time of the Season” Odyssey Calypso Short-Circuiting Long-Windy Squalling Cream Amnesia Seductive Turtle Club Skydiving Tomorrow Always Lives, Won’t you Pillage and Plunder the Enigma Machine Carrey’d Interest of the Piggybacked Dented U-571 Overblown Napster Italian Job(2001) Heisting the Frisky but LOST Bullet Train to Your Spiderman Smokin’ “Adrenaline” Stowaway Campfire Speed Bumps in Orbit of the Darkest Slaughter in the Brightest Share of Stormy “Dark Horse” Egyptian Pharoah Spelling Bee Lost Ark Boxing Match Rocket Ignition Terminal Velocity “Face to Face” Wall Street (1987) Vibing Latex Roughshod Strike-Slip Outback Steakhouse Kangaroo Pouched Galloping “Rimbaud Eyes” Drooling with Mascara Wedding Gown steam Veiled Neatly by Clochard Umbrellas Graying “Kicking in the Beat” Revving a Sleek Mercedes Benz Orange Julian Calendar Occasion “Crack Shotting” Wild Wild West(1999) bumping “College Dorm Room” “Business” Hugging The Gezellig Inherent in the Displaced Novelty and A+ List Red-Carpet Seahogging Ambitions so Strong That you Sweat Midas Vibes Until the Traffic Jam in Your Overflowing Brushfire Bonhomie Pulsing Titration to Hurricane Force Swells of Gravid Garlands of Heatwave Caress Causes Greyhounds Everywhere to Get Flat Tires because of Roswell Style beyond Stylish Swirling Like Twirled Twiring Tympanies Intertwined Like a Sorcerer Chasing “Press Hop Part 2” Leeward NORAD Pedigree of Trumpet Candyland Obama “Living in a Van Down by the River” Flappy Font Flashbang Grenada Speedball Curve-Ball ***** Splitter Sashay “Candyman” Animal House Saxophone Filigree Callisteia Hallways of “Stayin’ Alive” “Beat It” Thumping the Nailed Idolized Three-Spiked Floorboards in a Glistening Church Perched On Top of Black Hills Fanning a Serenade of a ****** Orange Fighting Irish Pulp Fiction(1994) Scarecrow Motorcycle Thursday Car Crash Cliffhanging Weird Al Rambo “Bad to the Bone” Elementary Survey Classy ******* Mansion Dissertations in Suspenseful Stop-and-Frisk “In God We Trust” Nicholas Roerich Supernova Mike Bossy Bose Basic Acid “Stacy’s Mom” Sprinkler Lawnmower Man “9th Green at 9:00 O’Clock” Retro Car Wash Dazed and Confused (1994) **** Ex Machina Aunt Jemimah Greenwich Mean Gurls Time Regina George Washball “I Just ****** Off In Your French Toast” Everlong Low Ceiling Futuristic Glasses “King Kong Ain’t Got Nothing But a G Thang on Me” Grand Heft Grotto A+ Listerine Pushing It To the Limit on a Pepperdine Planet Brackish Brocken and Besieged by Grenada Terpsichorean “Anti-Ducks” Dodging Iraqi Shoeless Joe Jackson Kate Bush Backmasking Cuban Pete Contagious Black in the Back Lingerie Native Instruments Synthesizer Flanger ********** Mallrats “No but That’s a Great Ski (The) Mask”(1994) (A Persona Evolving at What Could Be Considered a Geometric Rate Compared to the Rest of Humanity) Fast Machine Kate Bush “Dancing Queen” Levitating Juicy Slapstick Coy Fulgurant Soporific Benzene Paper Ring Oneiromantic Vitamultin Shock-and-Awesome Vibrant Fizzgig TNT Nuclear Freeze Frosty ICE Age Whimsical Huxley Noble Savagery on your Carbonated Cherry Coke Flippant Hair-Tossing Supernova Trampoline Stamp Act Insurrection against the Herculean Inertia of Black Hole Sun Doomster Kibosh Deadpan IHOP Blackjack Garlands of Wounded Love Knee-deep in the Depths of Your Plucky Conscience Urging you to Surrender The War of the Roses just to Behead Henry VIII For being a Twix PSY-Op Because he Couldn’t be a “Daddy” With Alysa Liu Scalding and Spliced like a Most Excellent Iron Maiden “Royal Ugly Dude”Galloping Goddesses Malingering Scantily Ironclad Ramshackle Barry Bonds 73rd Home Run Frenzies into Beam Bombed and Amazon Pipeline Piranha Tributary Brooked Swampy *** With Yourselves” Cattaneo Style Too Tall for Indiana Jones But King Kong Ain’t Got Nothing on the Tighter Noose Sing-Sing Joey King Monkey-See-Monkey-Do Art Heist Like a Fierce Brosnan Fraternity’s Strawberry Swisher Jealousy Startled Like a Jabberwocky Werewolf Suing Ted McKensie for Malpractice for Sweeping the Golden Globes And Chousing Him Even on the Days He Was a Wolf Because of Morrisette Duplicity in Nashville Dovetailed White Supremacists Cackling as Chapelle Tries to Do A Backflip on a Steamroller on a Short Bus Ramp trying to Jump Dark Helmet Using the Schwarz in the Daring Plight of Ventura Highway So that Terry Crew’s Induction to the KKK Flops Worse than Star Trek Beyond Vagisil Speed Bump ****** Hero Randy Marsh Magic Mormon Underpants Doing “Dance, Dance” “Revolution Number 9” on Quaaludes Like Jonah Hill Asking “Where is the Warden, Where is the Wolf” in a Bluetooth Crenellated Fortress of Magnetic Lies Welded to the Cofferdams of Infinity Torched Sleepless in Seattle Belching Mars Volta Evaporation of Furry Frenzies as We Link Hands and Play Hopscotch with The Stellar Plight of the Farthest Distance Known to The Scream of Wild and Weary on A Rollercoaster Daydream and Tetherball with the Mysterious Lumbering Nimbose Qualms of Eternal “Us and Them” Pharrel “Frontin’” Moonshot Limousines To The Opening of New Shock-and-Awesome Jolting Luxury Salvation Canopied Forested Lush Condos On The Periphery Of Heaven As “There Was No More Sea”, And at that Moment We Clutched So Tightly We Were Willing To “Die With A Smile” Just To Witness Spangled Plenary Flapdoodle Fastuous Velivolant Hookipa Beach Until Your by PSY Kickbacks Soar You Like a Kite Dodger Ducking Caledon’s ****** Secret-Trigger-Fingered Envy As We Michael Phelps with your American Thighs and My Dolphin Tipped Gerald Sarcasm Fording the Red Sea it To Brazil And Party Like “Were Already Dead” Synergizing on Copacabana Carnival Beaches Musing About the Sidereal Nimieties of “The Jaws of These Aliens in Time” and Their Immane Fossil Ampitheaters Thriving on “This is How We Do It” Abnegation Twisted Tea Long Island Montauk Project Radial Waves of Seismotic Euphoria Pulsating Through Time in Space Enchanting Distant Alien Civilizations Until the End of Time and Space Groundhog Daying Until The Heavens Sigh Their Last Gasp of Joy Above and Beyond All Expectations Cutting Through the Antarctic Bargemaster Frozen Winters Like Sublime Currency Rockets Gambling Heyday for Payday and Rhymes for Hourglass Sand in Wooded Caverns Buried Away but Scalding With the Boundaries of Imagination(1999) to Become the Refuge of Centuries and the Repartee of Lingering Lapses of Beachball Twigs Trampled Courting the Stars and Stripes Blooming With Springtime Screeds of Moral Valor as We Sidestep the Old Vogue and Materialize as The Ventrad Operas Barnstorming Pioneering Lush Ravishes of Time Renewed as We Dart From Flourish to Famine in Tantalized Still-Frame Polaroids of Polar Bears Bull Market Spark Plug “Rabble” Until the Whimper of Years Slowly Melts the Temporal Plane Into Neither a Remorse or a Lost-and-Found Corpus of Scruples Forever Sealed in the Library of Congress “Head Over Heels” With The Downpour of Stellar and Brisk Fulgurant Lurching Limericks and Lovely Tenderloin Affections Wed to The Bridge From Camazotz To The Rabid Rush of Tremendum and Plush Commodes of a Canopy Towering into the Heavens As We Outstretch Pliable Sky As Visagists of Renewable Zeal and Mutual Enchantment But This Enchantment Under the Sea Is Just as Much Fervent About a Brown-Eyed Girl A Funky and Sturdy Brick House-- A Boss in Her Respective Domain—as a Jovial Jurisdiction and a Supernal Force of a Silk Road Lunistice Corkscrew Belgian Luge Blizzard Remix Tony Hawkish Rug-Pulling Carpet (Edvard) Munch Spirketting Kettle Korn Sentiment-Votary Republic for the Majority of My Heart and All of My Mutualized Wu-Tang-Financial Soul. One of These Days, With the Witness of God Almighty as My Champion, He Will Magnify the Zeal of Gezellig Mutual and Abundant and Clarify The Map To “The Mathematics of Love and Loss” and I Will Thereby Discover Purpose, Glory and Clarity as the Geometry of Experience Unfurls Growth and Charm As an Inviolable Red Carpet Never a Stulm of Stoping Immoral Cultural Contracts Could Vandalize.
Mar 14
Mar 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM UTC
Sadie/Millie are You Pulling a Gangnam Style PSY-“Pop Off”Rodeo Drive Peruvian Flake Bro Down Slip and Slide IOU from Blackman and Robinette and The Seven Dwarves? or Are You Actually Going to Jostle The 1500 Mile Mistletoe Cocktail Jazz Tall Beanstalking Tales of No-Can-Do Fulgurant Mythos of Perfect 10 Second “Jump Around at the Chance of a Face-to-Face Flippant Rooster “Day Tripper” Kicking Back Caffoy Yellow Submarine “Everywhere Girl” Dali “Vogue” White and Tight Shock-And-Awe Chills for Spills “Slalom With The Icebergs” Dawson Caviar Ace of Hearts Throbbing Sloppy Joe Tasty Oval Office Holiday Inn-N-Out Lemon-Lime Revving Hotwired Florida Keys for the Strawberry’s Wake and Brake “Enter Sandman” Barry Bonds License to Kill(1989) Guzzling Bombshell Walkie Talkie Amish Lingerie ******* Ooh-La-Lah Arrowhead Pedigree. Should I Then Flex my Corked Bat Slugging “Wood” Mind Thrusting Thirsty Sleeved and Slick Sticky-Icky Acroamatic Keyser Soze Unusual Suspect BunKum Heatwave “Garbage Day” “Return to Sender” Home Rung Ladder to Heaven. Then I Would ****** My Pretense into a Wu-Tang Financial 19th Hole-in-One Hot Flash Bright Streak James Bond Dynamite 100 Day Honeymoon Gilded by “Eye-Of-The-Tiger” Haymarket Affairs(1886) So We Can Jelly and Jam A “Permanent” Vacation Rolling and Rollicking Upper Crust “Commerce Comet” Strike-Slip Overclocking Pier One Imports as the Bustling Wharfingers: The True Leaders of more than Six Flags and an Eleven Nation Army Cranking the Cruel Spring and the Warm Interlocked Traffic Jam Warp Drive Groove and Smooth Boogie Dub Jamba Juice Alley-Oops “Liquid Spear Waltz" Freefall from Slavery to Freedom from an Oppression to Emancipation. All of this for a Second Chance at Sick Pens All The Twitcher because I’m a Peeping Tom Working on the Docks Livin’ on a Prayer That What Was Once (Worlds Apart) Becomes Galaxies Together as We Bench Press the Firmament Until We Sweat Comstock Lode Golden Tears of Old Spice for a New Tea Party Revelry Malingering With Lore in a Library of Congress “Head Over Heels” Triple Diamond Remix. Won’t you Help Me Warn Caesar Halfway there to Eternity to Skip the Dub Stab Remix? and Billow The Plumes of Bliss as We Caress The The Tides of Man Before the Ides of March Trespasses into The Void?
Mar 12
Mar 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM UTC
Prayers 3.7.2026
1. Boomerang with Prophylactic Heated Imperative the Slangwhanging Piecemeal Harbingers of Mendacity Flanged by Detritus Transmogrified into Totemic Modems Trespassing Frigoric Integrity and Salvage the Honorable Virtues of a Guarded Testudo of Perdurable Arrect Caeliferous Flickering Semaphores of Vital Neovitalism the Mainsail Constituent in the Tapestries of Whorling Vorticisms of Skalding Furor and Amenable Tricotees Blaring Renewable Lionizations Into Choused Galericulated Tirociniums of Balderdash Roundhackled by the Nimiety of Detractors Lavish with Hyperbole and Storged on the Stulm of Notoriety Might they Balkanize Their Own Abortive Trojan Horse Irredentist Corruption of the Labarum and Kerygma of God and Meet the Follies of Their Steepest Foibles of Emacity Lumbering in Periblebsis Towards Hesternal Polynia Inescapably Malingering Inopportune Epigones Sweltering With Opprobrium Sweating Effluvia of Superlative Rancid Rancor So Perspicuous that the Feckless Endeavors of Hobohemia Get Trounced in a Calcimine Cakewalk of Rhotacism over Diseased Rumchunder Rhubarbs of Plebeian Interpunction.
2. Lavish Upon Your Mightiest Messengers Never a Cupidity Unrequited or a Solemn Hymn Never Uttered but a Clarion Clarity that Outmantles the Cumbersome Unwieldy Faculties of Aimless Egintoch Braindead Superstitions of Astroturf Magnalities of Succor in Tantalized Rhubarbs Raging Against Swollen Frothy Spumid Swelling Carapaces of Indemnity Among Cultural Stupefaction Thereby Immobilized by Zig-Zagging Prescriptivism Outflanking the Lanky Emaciated Hulking Bulges of Mechanomorphic Outtakes of Lampoon-Worthy Inimical Designs of Plashy Regnant Gramercies of Merciless Humor and Endless Chains of Redoubled Slowpoke Measured Redhibition of the Belaborable Mediocrity of the Incivist Consecution of Satraps Bolted into Scalding Affairs As They Slummock Unto Respite Never a Coquetry of Magistrates Could Foil Even in an Ulterior Sympathy As a Trinkochre Regard for Humgruffins.
3. Wallop the Impetration of Incendiary Blockades of Largesse Might the Alms of the Pismirists Invite the Pilpuls of Yarzheits and the Shibboleths of Rugged Ramshackle Scofflaw Miserly Porlocking Premature Radicalism that Imitates Grotesque Zendik Ducked Miles Beneath the Volplaning Avinosis Acroamatic Beyond the Intervention of Mundane Chiropractors of Skullduggery Spinal Tapping a Mile High Travesty Potemkin Village Martingale Effete in its Every Impediment of Squalor that Rendavation Quarrels With in Scorching Scaldabanco Collieshangies Worthy of the Tightest Noose for the Lulav Rancor of Remediable Wasms Winterkilled by the Cofferdam of Macropicide That the Army of Me Defeats Beyond the Subservience of Scoria of Unbuttoned Snoozes and Sloshing Boozers Glued to Black Hole Sun Filigrees and Filibusters Immane Because of the Petty Pother of Indigent Audiences Spooling Chorizonts in Mumble Rap Daydreams of Ambitions Shelved By Scattershot Portfire of Clonging Insights Polyacoustic in Cacophony Deafening the Clarity of Enucleated Resourcefulness by Wallowed Attritions Conspued With Commenefaction Deliberately Squeamish in Farragos of Mass Attack Lethargies Limber Only to Indlenook Flamethrowers of Poltroons Deviant to the Point of Beblubbered Cisvestism Never Accolent to even the Most Basic Bromides Triangulated by even Less than Astute Nomothetic Notional Integrities.
4. Wrangle rapidfire flashbang contumely, contumacy and acerbic calumniation as the inferior miscegenation of curdled stir-fry blank space deadeye tiresome spattees of spodium blinkered by gaudy tinsellated monkey business radicalized into imperseverant flickering orbits around the notorious conventions of lesser fragments of the electrified corpus of populated inquiry might they always be delimited by their limitless stupidity but disempowered of their leverage by only the scale of multitudes to attempt theoktonous frazzled clambaked absurdism in mutinous mollycoddle attempts at subversion rather than emancipation.
5. Irradiate the Grillage of Zendik Gobemouche Cultivation Factories and Reset Their Wayzgoose Handshake Kerfuffle Blinkered LASER Tag Witless Happenstance Bumicky Prestige Despite Ignorance of Presbyteries and Binnacles Might they Taste the Torment of the Torment that they Afflict on Allah’s Messenger On the Day of Recompense Because of Their Blistered Commotions and Decathect Them From Any Surfeit of Glamorous Ataraxia Bought as Pascals Gamble Rather than a Wager That They Will Not Meet Inclement Ends for Maskirovka, Deception, Blasphemy and The Glochidate Torpindage They Joggle Like Joystick Apothegms Gravitated to Endless Hadeharia and Blemished Aberrations of Tacenda Thwarting Ascendancy and Hijacking Cutthroat Mannerisms in Controlled Demolitions of Femicide and Distrust in Venerable Paragons The Very Basis For the Apotheosis of the Culmination of the Word Rather than the Copremesistic Agnosuria That Asseverates Their Baseline Psychogony Like a Bocking Bolero Kiboshed into Inertia by Handfast Temulentia Aggrieved because of Acoptic Abrincation Sunken in Their Unspoken Allegiance to Torpor Rather than Magnality. May They Be the Losers on the Day of Recompense in Avariceous Twires of Cacophony Scalding Melismatic Nightmares Into Total and Utter Disarray Until the Blemish of Their Nimiety To Algedonic Overclocked Heatwaves Evaporates Their Penitence Into the Rhubarb of the Onlookers Above Eliciting Abderianism At Their Finifugal Conventicles of Saudades of Spectacle and the Swarthy Nimbose Confusion of Their Bocking Enslavement Rent Asunder by Grace, Purity and Piety Concocted in Proper Proportions to Anneal The Volition of the Downtrodden To Insurgency Against The Banalities That Encage Them as Zoo Animals Treated Like Property Rather than Courted With Honest Sincere Propriety and Neighborly Affection Rather than Strange Internecine Afflictions of Ancipital Stangs Of Fulgurant Pothers Constellated With The Languor of Fruitless Negotiosity and Fulcrums of Dead Weight and Landmined Pedigree.
Mar 7
Mar 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM UTC
Sidelong Jostling Lascivious Flanks Encircle the Happenstance Moulin Rouge Blackest Brown-Eyed Girl Eventful Horizon Clambaked Centrifuge Rice CHIRPing Lewinsky Cigar Shaped Oval Office Ovaltine Half-Baked "5:00 Free Crack Giveaway" Jellyfished and Jamming like Rick James Thump Radioing Partyman Mermaids Chiming “This Anthrax is the Bomb Baby 60 Bucks!” As Embers and Envelopes of 135 Decibel Quatrains Spookier than Grapes of Wrath and Wraith Combined on Tumultuous Whorling Vorticisms Abridging Pinocchio Plagiarizing Vickus Vauntlaying Seahogging Foul Mouthed Flippant Daddy PSY-Op Scorched Earth Dred Scottish Rite Whiskey Into Van Morrisey Odyssey and Oracle(1968) “Time of the Season” Ghost Ridin’ the BART into the Haights of Golden Gate Bliss Rodeo Drive Gushing Geysering Passion Fruit Wyld Stallyns into Etch-a-Sketch Fake Awake Oneiromancies just as vivid and chic as Jannah’s Lush Canopied Couches Towering Gourmet Jalapeño Asparagus Jet Stream Japan(adj.) Smoldering with Supersonic Fast and Furious Fumigations Fightin’ Cancer (Daftly)“Around the World” Like Dauntless Gladiator Knocking Downpours in Monsoons Never Too Soon and I’d Dive Bomb Your Striptease Heart With a “Business” Kamikaze Right into Pebble Beach Just to be a Mario Lemieux Penguin Offering you the World Is Not Enough(1999) to Pad Your Vast Oval Office Old Faithful “No One Calls Me Yellow” Rosetta Stone Art Heist Brosnan Style Frisbee Fetching Little Man “Ow my ***** Because I’m the Whole Continent and You’re my National Treasure National Park Tea Party Alien Seance “Taking a Dump on Your Chest” as Native American Pedigree foists my Inside Man Major Payne “You Can’t Handle the Truth” Tenacious I See What You Don’t See Down Begging for Mercy On Genuflected Knees Frozen like Elsa Glamourized by Dewey Decimal Four Leaf Clover Monkey Bizness “Stroke God, Millionaire” Broadway Blow Up C4 Off the Wall Moonwalking Strutting Peacocked David Morales Remix Until I Plunge From the Ten out of Ten Meter Diving Board into your Gushing Geysers of Classified Class and Thumping Headbored Isla Fisher “Venus of Urbino” Thistling Thickets of Morrison “Samsonite (I Was Way Off)” Nip Tuck Nantucket Frisky Foments of Guarded Evergreen Mistletoe Dangling Droopy Mascara Lollygagging ***** Sweat “Nobody Can Hold Us Down” Four-Hundred Year Staring Contests For The “Heart of the Motion” Comstock Lode Whiskered Sublime Pearl of the Greatest Price Steadfast Handspiked Seismotic Epinephrine Jolted Uma Thurman Milkshake Big Lebowski Four-Seamed Four Fingered Hot N Cold Fast and Furious 8Ball Frenzied Space Cash “Talk” Shows on Mute” Lava Lamp Curvy Bad *** Baskin and Robins 31 Favors For Just As Many Degrees of Lurid Loan Shark “There Will Be ****** Mary” “London Boy” “Bam Bam” Black Betty “Blinded by the Light” of your Grace Always Pushing You To Your Limit Flashbanging a Laughing Gas Grenade for your Sandinista Rebellion for Elian Gonzalez Tripwiring your Risky Business Generator Motor Heart as We Gallop Like Egyptians Bourne to Be Wilder than Billie Gene in a Super Troopers Chocolate Factory Prank “Gone With the Wind” in the Windiest Most Wound Up “Flesh Wounds” Ever Foundered in the Pursuit of Giza Geezers To Tall to Ever Be Buried by an “Enter Sandman” “Separate Ways” Squirt Nozzle Sauna More Luxurious than Gwen Stefani’s Pre-Nuptial Agreement in the sweltering Chambers of Congress Lavish With Hot Magma Reedbucks Fear And Loathing my Dear Diary Hothead Squirmy Jellyfish Legged Lactating Contortionist Strippers the Manifold of the Spruce Juice Flowing From Bruce Almighty to Atlas Found Armistice Alrighty Then Truce And When Nature Calls You Know My Jungle Cruise Can Torpedo Your Nuclear Family Evergreen Lore and Hotbed Blanket Conscience Swollen like a Peach State Liar Liar Tempest. Caddyshacking Submerged Aquarium Vibes Bumicky Badigeon Plaster Love Potion #9 Charles Mansion Guffaws at MAGLEV Orbital Meddlesome Taunts At Scything “Tin Man” “You Can Do Magic” Copperfield Stunts like a Canary in a “Cold As Ice” Mine Churning “Mercy Kiss” Librations Staring Up and Down Glaring Semaphore Sparkled Joan Densmore “Head Over Heels” Donald Trumping a Gas Mask in Non-Linear Algebraic Enantiodromia Zugzwang Formulas Leibniz Courted like a Benzene Oneiromancy Knocked Upside-Down Like Polymath Rubicon’s Cube Battle of Milvain Bridget Jones Diary (2001) Legally Brunette For Both Chambers of a Millhouse “Nix Nix” Too Square and Level to be Divided Against Itself But ***** Like an Igloo Carapace Embanked in a “Break the Man” Snowglobe during a Neville Chamberlain Congress Guy Fawkes Himself Leers At With Sensuous Panic and Unabridged Spectacle Like a Steve Perry Fireworks Serenade Watching the Moon and Stars Go Their “Separate Ways” For an Alpenstocker Kilimanjaro Denali Summit of Willzyx Chasing Moon Castles and Rocketships Starving the Monumental Calculus of Revalorized Orson Welles Linkin Park “Papercut” “Make Me Bad” Even Worse Chockablock Pedro Pinata Swarthy “I Like to Moohve it Move It” UPS “What Can Dr. Emmett Brown Do For You” Tsunami Taradiddle as I Joystick Your Quirky Sentimental Whartonized Warp Speed “Getting Jiggy Wit It” Dormant Volcanoes of Tame Impala Courtesy Cute is What You AIM For Taking Me Back to the Lollygagging Impressionism Of Your Starlet Formula One “..Hit Me Baby” “One More Time” Daft Playful Nintendo 64 Throwback Princess Peach Ventricles Of the Coy Coquetry Of Your Rhythmic Pose Revving Your Ferrari on High-Octane Vin Diesel Implausible Speed 2: Cruise Control(1997) Loopholes Deeper than the Marianas Trench Sugarcoating Sugarloaf (1970) Green-Eyed Being Lazy Lady South Parking Black Thursday Frenzy Past George R.R. Martin Playing Inspector Gadget(1999) with an MS-13 ******* Verve and Versatility Until You “Jump Around” A Gaggle of Geese on the Giza Plateau Zoomieing Around Like Mosy Chomping on Your Chew Toy Heart Until It Bleeds BTC On a Delphinium Day Remixed until You Fly Your Sweet Little *** to Denver and We Dinner Key Auditorium Summit the Vail Gondolier With Matthew Fox Calipacing With Quill and Tongue on a Huckaback Paradise Island Glittering Distant in the Stars of the Halidom of Waxen Moons.
Mar 6
Mar 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM UTC
Poem 2/12/2026
Zaitech Tourists of Luvlav Wickets (Incomplete)
Luvlav Heaume of Haysel Zhos in Zazzy Frostworks the Upstay Bickerns Among Fickle Emmews Marauding Verdant Suburban Fluxionism Mission: Impossible D:Fuse
The Yarzheits of Tenderloin Traindequed Composite Wertfrei Umbel Zollverein in Subtlety Compital to Hallowed Polemoscope Moonshot Daily Mirror Left-to-Right Hebrew
Broken and Brittle Overworn Sentinels Zendiking Zingaro Bucentaurs Calipaced by Zemirah Volplanes because CT Phoned Rome
Aghast, the Lugsail Zaitech Tourists of Bottine Bijugated Frugalities Arguting Arrect Dometts of Lambent Lone Tree Flickering Hues of Orange Chrome Duke the Third Estate by Albarello Samsonite Yegged Comb
Pteropine Duck Hunt Poolswap of Alembicated Wickets Simpering the Alaudine Limpid Yikkering Felloe Flavor Flave “Middle of the Road” Lorgnon Quarrions Trick-or-Treated Pawn Stars of Tik Tok’s Jack in the Bean Stalk, Clock, Rock, and Poll
Filibuster Empires Walking to First on Hit-By-Pitch on Black or White Qualms Remember Fondly the Times Where Nazes Outwitted Nazis and Clarified the Mercantile Primes of the Insuperable Nutation of 27th Floor Currencies Unraveling Sistine Skulls and Dead Sea Scrolls
Empty Pews of Cutthroat Collapses of White Wedding Dipnoous Nakedized Nailed Screwball Antics of Croaking “Rope” Cheating Gravity with “Big Boy Pants” Way to Loose Enabled Prestidigitation Without Heed or Herald of Galloping Headless Horsemen Yerking Jersey Turnpike Sopranos Behind the Rabble of Mozart’s Wasserman’s Tighter Requiem and Gallowed Laudanum Noose
Virgations of Dowitchers Besieging One Million Oaks Sprinting Through Green Acres and Sprawling Cemeteries of Dilatometry of Aggerose Aerobes of Acharnes of 40,000 Anzactile Thursday Beats Churning “I’ll Be Back” Narrated by the Scoria of the LOST Times of Futurama Marcel Proust
Stacks Away from the Brickbat Yedda of Mezzotint Admirals of Back-Door Markets and Front-Row Acolouth of Dentagra in the Curglaff of TARP Hypothermia of Duracell Playboy Bolide Bunny Visagists Boomerang Delopes at Kangaroo Courts for Fratelli Lycanthropy Bills Wharfingers Found Near Sutter’s Mill
Ventrad Bagarre, a No-Holds-Barred Fisticuffs Border Collieshangie, Blaring With Strawberry Semaphores Traipsing Rush Hour Boombox Anbury Absonant Old Crowns, Early Ordinals Abseils the Freefall of Monarchs into a Cozy Caffoy Trampoline Sweltering Rossdale Hues
(Enter Stage Right) At a Crash Test D.U.M.B. “You Can Do Magic” Spelling Bee Subaru Outback Idioteque Eriatarka Laystall Lampooning the Nimbose “It Takes a Hero” Creed, Avariceous of Immane Hints only a Otis Red Herring Could Detect From a NYPD Blue (Quite a Clue) Re-Run Maple Syrup Sitting on a Dock of the Fray Easier to Silence than to Spay When True Lies(1994) Are the Most Convenient For the Lunatics on Leprechaun Grass to Lose a Staring Match With Inertia’s Greater Bugaboos
Feb 19
Feb 19, 2026 at 11:29 AM UTC
The Tapestry of Pleochroic Candent Canezous of Jurymasted Chabouks of Droskhy Yikkering Yelek Yarnwindle of Guarded Collimation Sprauncy in Falanouc Dugongs Knelling Eschatology Dormition Absconds Evasively by the Interpunction of Intermittent Wherrets by Whiffeting Dometts Auncels Misprision of Astrobleme Kymatology Syrinxing Winzes Scaffolding ******* Assarting by the Scop of Sturdy Abessive Turtleback Inanition, Inertia and Dulosis with Respect to Compital Interlucation Wanging Around with Badigeon of Gossypine Boskets Barmclothing Blyping Bellwether Intaglios of Unseeling Conjuctival Quasi-Innoxious Sords of Agnotogenic Affiance Skalds the Vorticism of Rhubarb Cockshies Singulting Bezique Entrapment in Silverskin Nimieties Bulwarked by Bowline Sympatric Stonks of Dubitation to Simultaneously Aggrieve and Ingratiate Handsels of Cathexis to Whangams of Bugaboo To Engineer Noetic—And Adulterated Nautic Frostworks of Hibernal Projectionism in Projicient Endeavors of Frisky Knackish Premotion Pothering Camouflaged Miasmas against Batrachivorous Obvolutions Veniring the Cyesolagnia of Ultradian Crags and Diacopes--Isallobar Especially Among Mercenary Fanaticism Draped With Specious Maskirovka to Overlock Ochlesis in the Nauscopy of Stiction in Turncock Swaging Piggybacked Plankwise Zugzwangs Basculing the Prerogative of Checkmate by Mezzotint Metapolitical Bodkins that Evaporate Specular Dubitations of Stentorian Sclerotic Harking Hammerkop Reserved for Holderbats Volplaning Ocreated as Wallfish Vangermytes Bummeling with Octothorps Delaminating Decuman without Degaging Magistrates of Vicarious Delegation. Balanism is Often Shrouded by Kiboshes in Contingent Parameters of Kenspeckel Hyaline Interramified Transparency of Telarian Intrigue because of the Decatise of Oystercatcher Hoodwink of Chorizonts Impersonating The Laystalled Ambush of Cauponate Catchpole Wertfrei of the Weighage of Yawing Agiotage Yeastiest as a Bewrayed Tacenda Convolving with Oystercatcher Sedition to Duck Mizzenmast to Couveuse Crambos of Sedigitation among Constringed and Contecked Bronchos Slummocking like Wallfish in Eager Tympany Sidestepping Saltus and Avariceous in Claudent Samarra Caeliferous to Macroscian Substrates of Shifty Entelechies Axipetal to Pungent Alogotrophy of Societal Metasemia So Immane in Hodological Pluripresence of Piscary Virgations that Yellowbacks Gnap as Sunbittern Stulms of Inveterate Upaithric Patrol, Earwiggery and Corbel Dominion-Especially of Cachalots Nidamental by The Chevets of Svedberg Sparvering and Jarveying Subsulti of Harvested Nidor in Nimonic Optimization Against Bailivated Notitia Against Lavaderoes Firmly Baldric Against Shroffing Imposture and Twinges of Codswallop Balefire--To Bangtail The Scaffold of Suspenseful Mutualism in Collective Experience on a Predictable Slithers and Segues from Barm to Barmcloth and Batten to Rivulating Brocades Shimmering With the Occamy of Madarosis Manducating Manatee Sumpters Over Proairesis in Enucleating Didaskalos Decadrachm Cynosures and Electron Clouds of Cloture in Clonging Resonance of Archigenetic Abrincation. Horrent Vernalizing Viscid Precognitive Woolds and Woodshedding Anti-Specular Taradiddles Undergird the Surquedry of Bypassed Ipseity of Jossed Izzat at the Precise Knickpoint of Hubris and the Tantalized Undercroft of Meconism Wasing The Washland of Beblubbered Epitasis of Acoptic Abreaction Nutated by Subliminal Vugs in Wobbly Pergolas Prophylactic Against Vaccimulgent Vestiges of Nympholepsy Petcocking Picamars of Cardimelech Pinguefied Wheaten Crepitating Faveolated Fontinal Macarism Lamberting Flenched Schadenfreude Cosmogyral around Corteges of Popjoyed Ergodic Mediocrity or Foudroyance of Adjugate Ethnomethodology of Predictable Offsetting but Lurring Echards and Umstrokes of Cleidoic Demotic Copremesis of Bounded Mountenance Saudaded for Facula Lustrumized as Lycanthropized Sublimation of Zabra Encaged in a House of Zendik Dispurveying Mirrors in a Frenzied Zori Rattled by Seismotic Eisoptrophobia Importunate for Diffugient Asterisms that Swape Bocking Satiety of Hetero-Phenomenality of Contagious Bathmism Canquing Normative Proxenetes of Ubiquitous Privatism to Shared Indolence Marveling Gambados of Migraneurs Ransomed as Raisonneurs in the Conquest of Probang Prehensor Obequitating Nidificated Sympatric Persiflage With Tropoclastic Insectifuge Notoriety Highlighting the Niaiserie of Neurergic Sederunts Contrahent to Inveterate Iceblinking Urial Psychogony to Snaffling Self-Indulgence Only to Weatherboard the Promachos Throne of Their Own Coenesthesia Sternwayed in Otiose Flagellation of the Stokehold Irreflex Maladaptive Recursively Until Diverticulum Entrenches Newfangled Subroutines of Learned Accidental Properties of Ischaemia Explicable by Cliometric Negentropy in Bounded Submersible Harmonic Behavioral Triangulations of Oscitating Extremes of Cantankerous Implodent Isovol—Spuddling ithomiid self-sustained paradigms and omegoid escapisms of entrenched rhubarb prattling obnoxiously at abaft nuisances of consternations of abbozzo or alforge—or Renewable Empasm of Allemande Lurching Towards Dabchicking Dowitchers of Beatification Luvlaving Teleotropic in the Lunistice of Scholasticated Mirthridatism to Vagabonded Simpering Umbels of Sastruga in Psaphonic Sacring.
he Surrey of Jolterhead Boltrope Sundogs to Turtleback Sondage Subrident to the Inferiae of Bygone Frogmarched Paragons Tomboled From Canonized Codswallop Opprobrium Retrospectively by Wedelning Wayzgoose Opportunism of Onolatry Compounded by Protanopia by the Tribunes of Purebred Yaffingale Trinkochre Yahkdans Chirking the Yaraks Inkburching in Hopscotch Aliphatic Hambaskets is an Epizoic Sagination of Suberic Saccadic Burgage of Swaping Bricoles of Minoritarian Cathexis to Bradawling Faint Saprobically Evanescent Quaffed Simulacrum of Oblong Blight Redacted to Conform to Meretricious Contours of Succulent Iconoplasty of Crabwise Bacillicide by Bailivated Nivial Vecordy Ictuating Urubu in Stepwise Urbicide the Tautomerism of Murengers Unguicule with Lucubrated First-Mover Cuniculous Negotiosity Blinkering Ubique Urasters Spikenarding Testudos of Clambered Resilience Spinaching Spetched Spotlights on Enantiodromias of Nobbut Eumoireity With Plashy Nimbose Nesh Needlecords Antagonizing Every Mainsail Ataraxic Holobenthic Scruple of the Composite Synclastic Microclimatology of Calvering Ennobled Vastation of Jawhole Rheotaxis Jankering Witchknot Mazut Bewitching Alembicated Alepine Mockado Aliquant in Traindequed Tautomerism of Haemataulic Espaliers Cataphracted by Armadas of Testudo Onolatry Transmogrified by the Afterclap of Prurient Brannigans of Temulentia Storged by Thrasonical Tatamae of Temulentia Snatching Laodicean Stalkos Gorgonized by Etamine Boskets of Wormcast Pythogenic Homonormative Moral Pococurantism Skeldering Antinomian Feckless Paravents Skintling Gavelkinds of Skelic Egregiously Sintering Companionways of Callow Finifugal Mulisms Neglecting Every Wonderwork of Peremptory Manifest Mountenance in Civilized Endeavor from Palinspastic Rudimentary Scaffolds Supreme in Azoth Derricks of Abbozo and Muntjacs of Bulletproof Kith of Klendusic Komatik Jangadas and the Jansky of Neontology Sustaining Palingenesis by the Immutable Pandation of Crampons for Fervent Rubricose Zeal and Revival Counterfoiling Cordwainers of Coffling Consumerism of Galericulated Cobaltiferous Coehorns Cockering the Cockshies of Depravity Decussating Farrowed Swages of Dentagras Vaccimulgent in the Cladogenesis of the Insuperably Bletcherous Cementum of Celsitude in Unholy Cisvestism Blunging Blains With Moya and Cachemic Caudles of Spiritual Castrametation Stupulose on Intransigent Fixations of Scientific Subaction of Suberic Moral Rejuvenation Subduplicated by Scollardical Elegance of Finitism Subboreal to Fulgurant Anomalies and the Wirewoven Coherence of Pulchritude Sublating and Subserving Sybaritic Artifacts of Axiomatic Apotheosis of Culminated Christendom Transfixing Variegated Emotivism Modulated by Empasms of Knelling Sanctanimity Bellowing Melismatic Caliginous Elutriation of a Fine-Tuned Universe Circular in Suspenseful Hopscotches Towards a Constative Aeolotropy—A Specious Aerobe Probably Better Ensconced as a Ludic Frolic of Proactive Catacoustic Akinesia the Aeviternity of Musical Agronomics of Champaign Didascalic Dilatometry of Concerted Virtuosity in Dioptre—and the Elocation by Alpenstockers and Amberjacking Amphimixis –The Same Hortatory Ecphrasis Dometts Emphasize as The Acceleration of God’s Magnetic Lugsail Tether of Lumbricine Principium Motis Froward Sylphs Flout Because of Unzygmotic Usward Hadeharia Abask in Smug Acequia of Ontocyclic Anaclastic and Noxious Apyrexy—That the Arbustum of Manifest Architectonics of Aretaic Fairleads of Scientific Argali Compounded by Panmixia in Fatiloquent Concordats of Aggiornamento Fennecked by Filiopietistic Zenzic Revalorization of Zappy Zaftigs of Demassified Zabaglione Operose Through the Cortinate Alvantage of Opeldeldoc Olivasters of Perdurable Lunette (Augmented by Bonanza Isohaline Cephaligation of Isoglossal Alpenstockers of Isodiabatic Decarnate but Ennobled Irokos of Such Stature that even the Iotacism of Human Sundog Suretyship Might Find Itself Flummoxed by Disproportionate Synartesis of Wobbly Mainframes of Syncopes of Synizesis) of the Catalytic Paroxysm of Entheate Hod Entangled by Thigmotaxis in Historicism Hodiernal More In Profound Moments of Zeal in Holobenthic Hopsacking Coaming Testudos and Testaments of both Obit and the Inferiae of Worthy Forefathers of Ixiodic Virtuosity or Isotropic Conquests In the Dignified Eras Before Rampant Obsolagnium of Boltrope Jolterhead Uncated Undinism of Objectified Emication of Maudlin Vestigial Evanescent Shadows of once Macroscian Epigons Supplanted by Epigones.
Jan 1
Jan 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM UTC
Although flummoxed by the gabble of hibernaculum I seethe with the verdant quiddity that is a cross-pollination that spans the gamut of historical memory and owns the usucaption of infrastructure equipping our bootstrapped capacities of literacy tethered to the ecumenical capacity for proliferation through amplified discernment that percolates at decorative gallop into the stridor of unified apothegms that quantify the visibilia of the broadened universe into the nexility of formula bounded by the parameters that equip synergies of space-time to envelope its own reification and magnetize urbane freebooters of coalescence to grapple with the ineffable mathematics of absorbed losses in the human fraternity becoming overlooked because of the providence of shepherded acrimony to escape the oblivion of barely marginal exponential extinctions of impropriety into fast-paced panoramas of expedited dalliance with optimums constrained by the effluvia of hinderbaggle which exist only by domineering mercurial lability of manufacture enabled by the siphon of Promethean reason to catapult the slogmarch of advancement by punctuated achievements registered by canonical gravitas to revolutionize society in longevity and interplanetary awareness that places a 1000:1 premium on a 165 IQ in comparison to a 110 IQ. Although bewildered by the beaucoup of raxed originality the anoegenetic flux of slogan achieves but a petty solidarity in comparison to the galvanized bronteum of registered invention that provides decisively seminal locomotive prowess to the foisons of promulgated ingenuity propped up by the capacity for raltention that exceeds the inherent longevity of humans on Earth into the permanence of memory to achieve radical vanguard frontiers within diminishing frames of a once vapid time recorded only through the lens of finicky preoccupations of crude retention rather than the kinship of the perceptive unity of the authors who remarked on history to share the same vantage with the distant onlookers upon that very history with such a convergence of judgments the photons that trespassed on inquisitive eyes of inquierendo are the very same blueprint for the modern savory traipse with selfsame perceptions embedded in canonical history like the spool of an exact daydream unfurled before inoculated eyes differentiated by context but achieving the same visual footprint of historical lineament provided by the original exemplar.
The luxury of our provisional prosperity is the unique ability to browse spontaneously a two-century travail of perceptible records embedded in the same perceptual rudiments captured by the original vetuda thereby enabling the specificity of prowess to vicariously encounter distant gulfs of time with the simultaneous realization of past becoming present tense because beyond the revisionism of the censors the human lineage originates in approximated design tethered to the aboriginal photographs and hallmark expenditures of celluloid digitized into annealed constellation to provide separate junctures in space time with the same indelible percept decontextualized but potent by showcase of the verdure of the generosity of shared perception rather than cleaved faint traces of divergent imagination conceiving junctures by distal lurches of insular harbors of private registries of tact and discretion without the shared raltention of the plevisable entities that populate the fragmented lineage of space-time to achieve full congruence in percept first and abstract eventually as neuroscience slogmarches with the nockerslug of invidious depredation of sanctanimity. Adrift in iconoduly sustained by lambent monasticism of abnegation we were lost widows of insular idiosyncrasies of similar concepts separated by the longevity of imagination redacted into communicable formula to ensure the divergence of impact of liturgies heterodyne by vast distances but linked to archaic designs that formed the paradigms which eventually merged with the wiseacres of Renaissance conserved in momentum over centuries into the information capital that forms the futtocks of the girdle of a womb matrix of society sustained by a newfangled uniformity of exposure that slowly churns the collectivism of memory and the syndication of the cartel into the ubiquity of prominent thorns of perception magnified by iconography of the megalography of historical permanence evasive of censors and embracing the entelechy of coherent perceptions siphoned by different engineers but arriving at precisely the same conceptual imprint thereby unifying the perceptual world with the usucaption of leveraged networking of browsers of antiquity. The finesse of leapfrogs of modern human impediment is to scour the reaches of the troves of the most vivid imagination and expedite the turnstiles of conserved rollercoasters of enthusiasm probed by the cadasters capable of castophrenia to syndicalize the autonomy of human perception sejungible from indelible vivid footprints of abstraction upon an interface of truly hard-won vehicles of transmissible abstraction to win the arduous relish of once a vacuum of infested instinct into an algorithm of an intelligent source that creates the precise conditions of parallax to seed through celestial hosts the flourishes of stereodimensional traces of permanent cadaster into something that elects beyond the ethereal snatches of oblivion the provisional apportionment of sentiment above continence to set ablaze the rarefaction of raltention and quantify the intelligible impact of one artifact of civilization over the constellated taxonomy of all apothegms within the divine grasp of a sublunary eternity revived and recycled into syndicated scrutiny that bows to a convergent entelechy of instantaneous improvisation of perdurable registry into indemnities that litigate the humorous quizzical trangams of vastly outmoded obsolescence borrowing from panspermatism of technocracy to the edgy appeal of scintillating horizons of peerless scope that approximate the ommateum of approximated omniety but never span far enough for the distant riometers to see for deputized galaxies to be evoked in concrete human-alien achievements sempervirent and virulent guardians of the toil of sensation to refract off of its overhang because of redundant upbringing to shelve the incendiary impediments of the chary into the corsairs of revelation beyond gamuts of lurch and bypassing elapsed regress to arrive at ceremonial progress to trespass upon many minds with a unified concrete hypostasized entelechy of a fielded incorporation of organic life into a manufactured cycle of the most prolonged and beatific longevity capable of digestion and implementation from the toolsheds of hubris accelerated by the vainglory of subsidized harmonies that break through the barriers of language to sprout convergence in direct opposition to entropy to achieve oculate ommateum.The opponents to the logical syndicalism of positivism emergent as the verdant drape of homogenized pasteurization of raw lavaderos that capsize swallock and devour consciousness with predatory mobilism is the tregounce of the ponderous imprints of recapitulated stupidity which is easy to quantify in terms of human rarity because the difference between a 130 IQ and a 155 IQ is a difference in ingenuity power than exceeds 25:1 or an even higher margin of liquidation of indebted concatenations forming the flombricks of capitalized language finessed into burgeoned growth to radically shift postulates into abstract precision that observes the flanges of the dominion of inculcation into the filibusters of gainsay that supersedes hearsay in an evolution of the dialectic to exert transformative esemplastic rejuvenation that transcends creed and ingeminates the festivity of spectacle with the alvantage of albenture to such an extent it predicates new modalities of persiflage grounded on the aggressive patented expansion of the noosphere to inherit the instincts of orthobiosis while simultaneously inheriting the flair of redoubled ingenuity swarming with the vespiaries of predatory discretion working to ***** out glaring beacons of sapience so that intellectual capital is a local rather than ubiquitous emergence because of the prizes of urbacity enhanced by systems of masonic creed that preserved foresight with varying degrees of exactitude knowledgeable about outcomes but incidental in creating those outcomes out of the alchemy of the convergent sphere of spacetime to curve to synclastic pancratic refinement realized in the taxation of the most domineering figures of canon to indoctrinate the inkburch of wernaggle while the panorama of peripheral obscurity adduced by the resourceful few provides the progeny for a seminal equation that encounters the quandaries of precise retention amplified by the synergies of language exponentially grown by the depth and breadth of lexicon siphoned through mechanisms of percolation seeded by the convergent progeny of hindsight meeting foresight to a truce in the elected interests of the filagersion of the spotlight highlighting a universe that only exists with self-aware reification rather than plodding animated instincts of a stagnant match with a slowpoke evolution that scrawls the gabble of the vacuums of faint oblivion knowing only pain, agony and brief felicity but never registered into ecosystems capable of enriching themselves with artifices of origination rather than vapid retrenchments of the stale vapor of the exigencies that plague the intellectually bereft with tertiary deskandent perfunctory desuetude outstripped by the parsecs of the 170 crowd who secretly orchestrates the think tanks that run the furtive cryptadia of regional governance with foisons of fruition realized as dividends of exponential bypasses of even a linear route of the streamline by warping time itself to a spontaneous entelechy that triangulates a warped trigonometry that fathoms what can only be mapped on an imaginary flickering plane of fluxed existence that achieves sub-Pythagorean travel by altering the vacillating distances predicated by the theory of relativity into shortened tracts of abbreviation separating the bridgewaters of locomotion from the vast lurking prowess of reconfigured geometries lurking beyond the shadowy grave of reconnaissance into the penumbra of conservatory refinement. The punctual symmetries of thermodynamic decay met with a conversant offset in reverse acceleration of thermolysis converge with the centripetal prism of annulment to make stalemates of atomic precision appear grandiose to the economic principle of leverage acquired by debt because the discounted cost of symmetrical approximations of sentiment, abstraction and the already syndicated unity of perception vastly scale the scope of the reach of the amenable universe to tractions bound more by eccentricity of parameterized volumes of competing hyperbolas of a warped unity of tugging forces spawned by the differential weights of a flummoxed calculus that provides obeisance in ecumenical uniformity that was absent by degrees through the tinkers of time to adjust the orbits of consideration by tilted warbles of the songbirds that swim in abysses reaching sizable celestial tutelage providing reprisal for quintessential crudity mapped into a syntax of evolved refinement amplified by conserved concatenation accelerated into mastery by the coalescence of new lexicon to probe conceptual space unchartered by the nexility of normal human conduct and therefore bound to a different pattern of evolution that is oleaginous to the engines of revved ostentation in intellectual prowess that is selfsame from the majesty of heaven because of preordained populace meeting transitory flickerstorms twinged with the irony of discursive disclaimer and discretion of disclosure of emissary vehicles that power synaptic vesicles to burst with signal strength harnessing the unity of conscientiousness into a coenesthesia that fathoms interdisciplinary bridges rarely exacted by the formulas of a more rudimentary mind demarcated in taxonomies of scope that are taxemes for unrealized entelechy bristling against the headwinds of doldrum rather than zephyrs of accelerated approximations of the enumeration of elaborate sveldtang into seminal traversals of the inhibitory grasp of narquiddity exceeded by the alacrity of provident discretion in apportioned judgment enough to parameterize vast distances with instantaneous wiseacres rather than rippled mirrors of faint simulations of simultagnosia bounded by the regional scope of subliminal etches of harnessed flombricks invisible to most aptitude measures of working memory but evocative of subroutines that flourish because of the cross-pollination of exasperated sapience clambering for a perpetuity of renewable raltentions conveyed widely and succinctly in indelible tacenda broached by the wisest sophrosyne inclinations to survive the onslaught of traditional nexilities that make obtuse minds hardened by slowpoke myelination and hidebound parameters of achieved convention recursive on reiteration but not expansive on the tracts of genius reserved for the asylum boundary between insanity of delusion and bountiful riches of harvested non-conventional imagination which sometimes pollutes the integral provenance of rapid conveyance. True transcendence is summarily defined as outpacing pace itself to visibly outfox the forsifamiliation of events perceived as distance sworn by the ability of the accelerated frontier to understand the vestiges of the outmoded to the extent redintegration can surpass with imagination beyond the tethers of quddity that narrowcast swallock but refine the space that distances itself from magnitude and achieves a limited vetuda that phenomenalizes the redacted plucky perjury of self-anonymity to identify a novel visibilia of characterized clarity only specialized to the extent the vast sphere of retention exerts a gravitas over footloose fragments of disunity to surpass the skeumorphs of the trailing bolides of distant comets to avoid by meteoric trajectory the lapse incumbent to E=MC^2 which guarantees implicitly in the barter of nebbich chalky rigmarole that the energy of refinement is an abstraction limited only by the coherence of marginal dumose decay to estrange inertia as plevisable from motion and thermolysis as sejungible in partition what cannot be summarily be filibustered by the succedaneum of shortchanged shorthand convenience of the credulity of those who perceive dynamism of delivery as an easily fudged quandary not restrained by the logarithmic slowdown of conservatory inseminations of panspermatism of invention. The riddle of the enigma of neuroscience that presides over classifiable qualia is that the outstretched rax of rectiserial reorganization must gradatim invoke spurious prestige to predicate the entrapment of narrative exponentially slower than the impregnated literacy of an integral harpsichord of mind to finesse the octaves so that sublime majesties become superlative ringleaders of seditious conventions embedded more by absorptive brocrawlers than expressive werniques. We must fashion an orthobiosis that is leniency embodied but plenitude outnumbered by the progeny of its sculpted riches for extravagant spools of tapestries of refinement to be the imprints of legacy compounded by the complexities of inheritance in lineaments situated in the context of overhanging specters and domineering prospects swimming by commonwealth acatelepsy in a maelstrom of revived gammerstang notions of impetuous apostasy benighted by the macroscian and macrobian spans of the captive capture of a Taylor Series of infinite expenditure assuming perpetuity that necessarily converges on organization because of conscientious reversals of entropy into ladders of betrayal against the hegemony of ******** over the synquests of hortoriginality that spurn the castigations inherited from its immodesty of permutation to fixate on global problems of intricacy ragged in salebrosity bereft of the marginal galvanization of hidden inquirendos into artifice contingent upon elapsed epiphenomena of compounded rigmarole resonant with a simplified system of hostage complicity to a least common denominator that belongs to suboptimal refrains issued by Procrustean forces against demassified parsecs of bounded limitations exceeding the volume of perceptible shadows recessive in the alleles of culture but eventually transmogrified into teetotaler totalitarian principles of grave gravities of tabanids to the aceldamas of territorial joust rather than annealed irony of the recidivism of the plucky thorns of percurrent but latent vehicles for oppression to swamp the lethargy of durative formation such that the hambourne atrocity of hambaskets of hinderbaggle grapple mostly with the adolescent excesses of milked pleonexia becoming the downfall of cagey imprisoned syntax bereft of capable constellation and thereby stranded in vagrant proclivities that net positive only in the rare grandeur of my formative axiom of the axiolative excesses of my recensed definition of transcendence. The vacant harbor of asylum of abiding auctions of flexible transistors of wealth is inherently a poolswap of attractive chocolate-box travestime of incurred wreffalaxity suborning the lewd machination of funneled flipcreeks to the commerstargall of incendiary glaciers basking in boardrooms of ataraxic placations of commiseration found in dynamos lamenting degraded embodiments of regaled regelation as seasonal flictions of submerged vanity vaporizing the wisps of whimsical bloated grievances of paltry imparlance to the defalcation of a filigree of mind only sustained by the steady churlishness of preserved relic hibernating in brocrawler pleonasm to grindole the welter of spates of vapid deceleration of successful vibrancy measured in the gamut of hues to exact a penultimate ruse before the finitude of the capstone of capers of fiat remission slick with glamborge of gallionic sciamachy prone to revelry in the cretaceous extinction of monochromatic mathematicization of gradgrind visagists toying with the treacle of blue-sky action billowed into toxic spurts of contrarian aggression of herculean appendages of hackumber providing the bronteum of recidivism to vanquish a righteous trajectory on a pause of Canada Dry conveniences sultry in daft hipsters of tilted stage grafting conclusion prior to rapport of introduced variables of poignant tethers of necessary succor for a desiccated bastion of hidden unspoken reach fizzling into trangams of obsolescence because of perennial inebriations that thwart strong character to scandalize a pinhoked vessel of conscientious objection to the radiology of centerpiece hapless forlorn arid squelches of the vibrant verdure of macrobian dumose shelter for reformatories that invent incidentally accidents otherwise precluded by the ommateum of wasted foresight guzzled on the premium of disaster for a showcase of verve going awry steamy with livid filagersion aimed with a reluctant enmity against the cagey headwinds of recalcitrance inveterate to the scruples of the otherwise unscrupulous who foist lewd licentious philandered paragons of philogeant mysticism to forefront cowcatchers that eliminate kumbaya rijuice of gridlock impressionism guarded by the sentinels of rambunctious destructive attempts to evict intellectual propriety from careens of subtlety barnstorming with polyacoustic nuances of differential gradients of vapid bastions of strident but backwards versamily froward and bountiful of Head Hunter specters rather than heaved recombinations of orthotropism wed with mangers of savory dilettantism of the lionized array of brooks branching into rivulets and the fluminous barnstorm of pelagic awareness interrupted by the finicky prevarications of piggybacked fair-weather allies who secretly fund the slander for the mainour of dirt fundamental to meteoric rises acclimated to dissipated moral vacuums of disbelief of evidentiary miracles among the jostle of scientific regency that slakes opprobrium to illiteracy while benefiting greatly from my perceived barathrum that is rather a crowning ravenous achievement of appetite above substance and distinction varied from prediction that my Titanic zalkengur spared from the unnecessary sacrilege of less accommodating curglaff to the metaphorical hypothermia of albatross in dramaturgy rather than a pause glowering with mastery against my jarred enemies preying on weakened reach due to preeminent dirges of inkburch and swallock to ravage my sanctity with a hyped stage without a starlet daydream fantasia spectacle that is calculated to upstage even in the coverthrow of intelligentsia against the plodding boweries of pestilential raving resentment absconding with elusive enmity rather than cherishing a true trident champion of the seized seas and the traindeque of emulated intellectual accordions of claptrap chockablock pedigree that outlast gallywow afflictions of rapacious venality tenacious to the detritus of constructive detriment building the ashes of effigy before I am dead and buried with the storge of perennial legacy rather than scandalous privation of the obolary tenets of desecration above reabsorption of mendicant bodges of the bodewash of freedom’s counterstrokes of maskirovka ineradicable and plenipotentiary wit deniable but legacy ineffable by degrees of exponential long-winded flambeaus of filagersion swiveling with recessive rubble in a crenellated fortress guarded with tripwire insubordination against cordslave dependencies liable to recurrent reproach rather than sustainable filigrees of electrified balkanization toxic to the aquifers of modernity streamlining Roman imperium. To this flajoust I owe eternal behest as the captaincy of time is not a perishable whangam of superstition an affront to a provident rejoinder of verifiable prestige because the curvature of time favors the ripple effect of magnetized reninjuble charms alerted to upward soaring skies of inevitable peerless dominion in the perceived symphily of competing benevolence with a shared stake in Earthly pulchritude emanating a sworn allegiance to the best interests of philosophical enlightenment
Aug 10, 2025
Aug 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM UTC
Prayers 7/17/2025
God Almighty, Father in Heaven….
Allah Almighty, Peerless in Creation and Wonder….
1. Disintegrate the chains of ******* rackrent and opprobrious rancid in the steepest contrition to the extent that gravid wellsprings of effervescence can eclipse the sunbittern beblubbered lugubriousness with a fastened aimful horizon bedizened with the harvest of splendor
2. Weld honesty and compassion to the integral constitution of penance, penitence and indulgence might fewer lapsed casualties afflict the mercenaries among men with brutal toil an enervated arduous sisyphaen pursuit of trivial matters rather than substantial sondage
3. Hasten the arrival of peremptory miracles within the purview of documentation might the ghastly realm of phantoms emerge preeminent in the testament of the unseen such that the docimasy of agnostic doubt dodges the brightest reckoning of the stridulated neutrosophy manifest in the telarian cobwebs of optimistic mensuration for inscrutable yields of redoubled salvation
4. Enrich all charitable givers with magnanimity and consistency might largesse become so macroscian it belittles umbrage such that velivolant effervescence enters the commode and compassion of the birthright of all denizens of commonwealth belief against finicky foibles of alloyed rot and ruin.
5. Protect the oppressed from the negotiosity of duplicitous and sly hucksters the mavens of the unprecedented dupe might their inclement ravages find the wholesome gainsay countering their barbarisms of schadenfreude baragnosis and find nullification at the barathrum of the treasury of misdeeds.
Jul 20, 2025
Jul 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM UTC
Prayers 7/18/2025
God Almighty, Father in Heaven…
Allah Almighty, Peerless in Creation and Wonder…
1. Specify the Superlunary Cycles of Denouement might Perspicacity Overwhelm the Skelder of Visagist Maskirovka Zalkengur Pilfers From the Rectrix Bugaboo Headless Horseman Jockeyed Tuant Multanimous Designation of Bleary Semaphore Ultrageous Interpunction Such that Towering Titanism Engraved In Every Sidereal Jostle Keystones the Kith of Jangada in Supreme Abundance So That We Might Abide in the True Vine Suberic to the True Vintner Never Forsaken of Vorticism in Katzenjammers of Occamy Gilded and Welded by the Reservation of Stanhope Novantique Forfending the Terminus of Finite Considerations
2. Envelope the Dirigisme in the Energetic Quixotic Kenspeckel Artifacts Subsumed by Sublimation and Streamlined by Gromatic Demagogues of Lionized Carapaces that Outfox Every 20th Century Conundrum with a 21st Century Catholicon Sprauncy in Infumated Desiderata Macroscian in Gestalt Integral Completion of Rumchunder Rhubarbs Grafted From Brazen Bravura and Infinite Pataphysical Recursion Around Davenport Emotivism Rather than Chiffon Simity of Sinapise Bushwa Retiary In Tertiary Skirmish rather than Primary Regal Preeminence
3. Broaden the Stanjant Stannaries Might the Palaver of Nebbich Appetite Become a Comestion of Recast Constellated Modular Dynamics that Espouse Fringe Kith Veeses, Moulins and Varsal Viscidity Thermolabile only to Pulicide of Pugs Yaffing against Macropicide Mainpernors of Elegaic Elevated Groundprox Volplane Thrombosis Such that Every Ornate Swashbuckling Infatuation Finds a Propitiation in the Armistice of Truth Versus Janiform Duplicity. Let Many an Armada Swamp the Verglas Naufrague Immured in Alloyed Ploys of Magnalities Against Metaplasms.
4.Secure the Winterborne Argosy Register of Pancaked Porbeagle Forefront Novantique Until the Last Yield of Famine in Parched Negotiosity Thins the Pachyderms and Enriches the Littoral Subterfuge and Skullduggery to the Defeat of Raw ****** Whemmled Emacity Such That Each Lash of Erosion Regales The Afterdeck of Amberjacking Lascivious Papaverous Nimiety Storged on Histrionic Segues Concatenating Telarian Windlasses Beyond Battology and For the Broadest Econometric Magnality Wonderwork Capable of Mercedary Marginal Heapsteads of Fulgurant Euhemerism the Mainsail of both Largesse and protective Pettifoggery.
5. Assail the Bronteums That Lurch At Reedbuck Raches Skeldering Paucity with rabid Lycanthropy Sidling Between Spandrels and Lacunas of Invisible Indivisible Parchment Such that the Newfangled Gossypine Gorgonized Grampus of Subservient Miniaturized Compunction Doesn’t Encumber the Fairest and the Fondest Champions of Both Liberty and Leverage Might The Exorcised Leviathan Flonky on Stagnation and Rectiserial Viscid Rigidity Become Amenable to the Caustic Womb of Proper Parturition Rather than Nebbich Stridulation of Imitations of Life Sordid and Mechanomorphic Karyotypes that Diverge From Dicey Gamboling Esprit and Galvanization of Organic Zalkengur
Jul 20, 2025
Jul 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM UTC