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Mexican I am El Bastardo Attorney At Law and former / Mexican wrestling legend please ask me for any legal advise I work cheap and can get the job done fast / / dont be pushed around hire El Bastardo today.
The scene was chaos almost like black friday at El Wallmarto. people being pushed around by gringo's who didnt even own a pair of spandex tights. Or even know the glory of winning a no holds barred naked lumberjack with a ***** splintter match. The people needed a hero. they screamed for the legends return please poppi save us from the ordinary. My amigo's were persecuted and i sat helpless traped across the boader do to a bogus lack of green card. I must have left it in my other tights. but once again like a old man on crystal **** and ****** the champion has returned to claim his crown. And to shake his groove thing all over Hello once again. With the strength of a small well shaved bear. And the eye's of a low flying seagull I shall drop some splatters of wisdom apon my fellow amigos. Chips and salsa for everyone . no longer heartbroken from my hellcat seniorita Drew yes her bite marks i wear proudly in places I need to tan. Let the little gringos sing like pretty little birdies and senoiritas run through the fields like in thoose not so fresh comercials. Go tell amigos everywhere pour the cervesa For El ******** Rides again.
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Jan 18, 2011
Jan 18, 2011 at 6:57 PM UTC
******** Rides Again
In my office me and Gonzo waited speaking on deep issues with no true meaning as usual. Bastardo's heart had been broken for Drew had left him a beaten and love bitten luchador slash attorney. Senior Gonzo speaking endlessly to the hat rack had reminded me why I never dropped acid anymore. Poor gonzo had just been served with divorce papers to which his only response was ****** amigo i never knew i was married. As his attorney i belived a trip to mexico was outta the question for i had just got back do to some well a misunderstanding its legal jargin you couldnt possibly understand. His deadline was near and without my solid advise this man wouldnt be able to pull it off so being we had been in the bar for more than eight hours we decided to make a exit through the mens room window. Front doors are over rated. In my legal office slash camper hey eveyone starts somewhere okay. I was reminded of my loved hellcat Drew she had left many items here a satanic bible her boil cream. how I did mis rubbing her webbed toes. How was i to work Gonzo was a mess hidding under the table so the ginger bread people couldnt find him and return him to there bitter talentless leader Kate Perry i swear if you stab me one more time senior gonzo with that fork in my maracas im going to get medevile on your *** Oh how i missed my tag team partner drew. i should never have introduced her el man donkey who resist such a uhh personallity. But now here I sit with a madman under my table tripping his ***** off insisting I contact Simon Cowell to inform him man tities are so yesterday. If only I had gotten the Lindsy Lohan case I would finally have gotten my brake or maybe just a std. Oh well theres always hope Mel Gibson will need me. The road warrior was a true classico and he seemed so well balanced compared to my reallity challenged cilent. Remember kids if ever you have a chance to trip with senior Gonzo its probaly best you hide all sharp objects. adios Bastardo
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Jul 15, 2010
Jul 15, 2010 at 8:10 AM UTC
Viva La ********
In my office me and Gonzo waited speaking on deep issues with no true meaning as usual. Bastardo's heart had been broken for Drew had left him a beaten and love bitten luchador slash attorney. Senior Gonzo speaking endlessly to the hat rack had reminded me why I never dropped acid anymore. Poor gonzo had just been served with divorce papers to which his only response was ****** amigo i never knew i was married. As his attorney i belived a trip to mexico was outta the question for i had just got back do to some well a misunderstanding its legal jargin you couldnt possibly understand. His deadline was near and without my solid advise this man wouldnt be able to pull it off so being we had been in the bar for more than eight hours we decided to make a exit through the mens room window. Front doors are over rated. In my legal office slash camper hey eveyone starts somewhere okay. I was reminded of my loved hellcat Drew she had left many items here a satanic bible her boil cream. how I did mis rubbing her webbed toes. How was i to work Gonzo was a mess hidding under the table so the ginger bread people couldnt find him and return him to there bitter talentless leader Kate Perry i swear if you stab me one more time senior gonzo with that fork in my maracas im going to get medevile on your *** Oh how i missed my tag team partner drew. i should never have introduced her el man donkey who resist such a uhh personallity. But now here I sit with a madman under my table tripping his ***** off insisting I contact Simon Cowell to inform him man tities are so yesterday. If only I had gotten the Lindsy Lohan case I would finally have gotten my brake or maybe just a std. Oh well theres always hope Mel Gibson will need me. The road warrior was a true classico and he seemed so well balanced compared to my reallity challenged cilent. Remember kids if ever you have a chance to trip with senior Gonzo its probaly best you hide all sharp objects. adios Bastardo
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Ola amigos are you being harassed by a old woman who ressembles a drag queen or worn crack ***** Then live in fear no longer. Hello I am Mexican wrestling legend El ******** I will put my years of profesional wrestling experience to great use taking this bully putting them into a headlock and wrestling them to the ground having my way with them. No worries my online degree has taught me how to deal wit cyber bully's very well. I will hunt them down and bring them to the court of justice myself. I represent many fine clients here please take my card. turn it over im working on getting some. Anyways you need help look no further than me. Please come to me with any legal questions and join the offices of El ******** When you need help our maybe just a cuddle I am your one stop solution. Thank you my friends.
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May 17, 2010
May 17, 2010 at 6:10 AM UTC
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