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chris-candless
chris-candless
This is my jokes account. For jokes. If you want not jokes, go here: / http://hellopoetry.com/zachary-simon/ / / Stay pretty you sad suckers.
Keep talking girl that's what I need right now Give me that constant conversation This ain't even about you, this is my ego ************ Everybody smokin' my green, not a second thought They ain't know I laced it Get your faces lazy, you love it, you say it's tastey, but you can't taste it Yeah, nobody's catching me erasing faces Black or white, it's all the same when we're talking bout races, but nobody's up for chillin' Everybody calls me a musician but I'm just a villian Let's be honest, I haven't been killin, but I'm sellin Got all my stacks on debit ***** I'm the credit, and I take it all I'm ******* Cinderalla, didn't even have to take her to the ball, she went alone The only things said was gag Yeah everything's flipped now, ******* be fetching my bone Bouncing hoes with my bose ****** nose, ****** nose Where's Dusty White Never said what I do is right But nothings really right or wrong Got too many ideas, but first where's my light There's her ***** now it's outta sight Sorry I get a little distracted Give me that loop, now where's my follow up Play hoops like Lebron, in the hood errybody's like Sup? But I can't stand it, wish I wasn't this way Probably be better if I just shut up My pick up lines are stupid, cause I don't use em I just pick her up, and then we **** and I leave I'd be ******* surprised if anything I said she believed But when I was kid my dad was always like do s'em Don't have to try, but I'm stuck, just want a normal life, but I'm just getting higher Keep my nose out, see if I can't find another buyer
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Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014 at 4:06 PM UTC
Lazy Faces
Keep talking girl that's what I need right now Give me that constant conversation This ain't even about you, this is my ego ************ Everybody smokin' my green, not a second thought They ain't know I laced it Get your faces lazy, you love it, you say it's tastey, but you can't taste it Yeah, nobody's catching me erasing faces Black or white, it's all the same when we're talking bout races, but nobody's up for chillin' Everybody calls me a musician but I'm just a villian Let's be honest, I haven't been killin, but I'm sellin Got all my stacks on debit ***** I'm the credit, and I take it all I'm ******* Cinderalla, didn't even have to take her to the ball, she went alone The only things said was gag Yeah everything's flipped now, ******* be fetching my bone Bouncing hoes with my bose ****** nose, ****** nose Where's Dusty White Never said what I do is right But nothings really right or wrong Got too many ideas, but first where's my light There's her ***** now it's outta sight Sorry I get a little distracted Give me that loop, now where's my follow up Play hoops like Lebron, in the hood errybody's like Sup? But I can't stand it, wish I wasn't this way Probably be better if I just shut up My pick up lines are stupid, cause I don't use em I just pick her up, and then we **** and I leave I'd be ******* surprised if anything I said she believed But when I was kid my dad was always like do s'em Don't have to try, but I'm stuck, just want a normal life, but I'm just getting higher Keep my nose out, see if I can't find another buyer
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Shapless nips I can't find a bra that fits Bony hips Every thong I wear rips *** a ***** so big you convex I like my coffee black and bold Just like I like my *****
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May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 6:07 PM UTC
You're golden.
Fair, fare, fair. Why are they all pronounced the same? Who cares, cares, cares. I still wonder why. But really, Who gives a ****
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May 6, 2014
May 6, 2014 at 1:56 AM UTC
Let's go to the fair!
Rock my pelvis Like a pervey grandma's scorn **** my big daddy Like it's ****** **** Dance on my fatty Like a foxtrot patty
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May 6, 2014
May 6, 2014 at 1:48 AM UTC
Red as Roses