If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 3:44 PM UTC
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not
want him for long.
Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 3:43 PM UTC
Half a million dead wops
And he got a kick out of it
The son of a *****
Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 3:43 PM UTC
For we have thought the larger thoughts
And gone the shorter way.
And we have danced to devil's tunes,
Shivering home to pray;
To serve one master in the night,
Another in the day.
Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 3:43 PM UTC
Never trust a white man,
Never **** a Jew,
Never sign a contract,
Never rent a pew.
Don't enlist in armies;
Nor marry many wives;
Never write for magazines;
Never scratch your hives.
Always put paper on the seat,
Don't believe in wars,
Keep yourself both clean and neat,
Never marry ******
Never pay a blackmailer,
Never go to law,
Never trust a publisher,
Or you'll sleep on straw.
All your friends will leave you
All your friends will die
So lead a clean and wholesome life
And join them in the sky.
Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 2:44 AM UTC