I now have a funky heart,
My nurse calls it a ***** heart.
All seemed well,
And I felt swell-
Until I stood, that is.
The funky heart grooved,
The ***** heart moved.
I fell,
Oh hell-
The nurse's name was Liz.
The doctor told me I'd be fine...
But he cannot feel the pain that is mine.
Mar 10, 2015
Mar 10, 2015 at 6:13 PM UTC