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AND THEN, for no reason (other than spite) youthful Skylar Watson kicked Trudy McNeggro in the arm during her final Kung Fu lesson. She had to depart early because of it. "I saw you kick Trudy," Harper Valley whispered, her ****** moist and ready. "Yes, yes, I know you did and if you tell anyone I'll blab to the bus driver and his ****** cousin that your vaginal wetness runs in the family," Skylar promised threateningly. "Alright, you win," Harper conceded as her cherry-red **** purpled into Mount Rushmore hardness near her Abraham Lincoln area.
53m ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM UTC
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BIG RIDGE MIDGE, THE GIGANTIC MOUNTAIN ****** - In the ancient Allegheny Mountains on Midge Ridge, a giantess gave birth to a ****** called Midge. She was small and tiny and could barely eat a whole person in one meal. The other giants rejected her so she bought a box of hand grenades from Gus, the old hand grenade collector. "Be careful," he warned, "these hand grenades are powerful enough to **** every giant you know." Ten hours later, while all the giants were sleeping, Midge lobbed hand grenades into their bunk house and blew the ******* to kingdom come. There were gigantic clumps of giant guts and **** and brains and entrails everywhere.
1h ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM UTC
Lou always wanted to make friends with large Hispanic women from Mexico in his spare time. One day, while he was ******** turds bigger than tacos, a large Hispanic woman burst into his stall with a wristwatch for ten dollars. It was pretty classy and would go well with the tuxedo he planned to rent for the Large Hispanic Women's Breakfast at Denny's. "Will you take five for it?" He asked as the third **** hit the bowl with a mighty splash. "Yes," she said in Mexican. Later, at the dance, several large Hispanic women danced with him, and he was very proud to be wearing such a fine wristwatch because it made him look like a multi-trillionaire who likes to dance with large Hispanic women at Denny's a lot.
5h ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM UTC
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SEVENTY-SIX HOURS before lesbian month was over, Lenora revealed to Carnivora that she was pregnant with Chad's child. "Where's Chad?" Carnivora asked, concerned. "He's in Ethiopia," Lenora answered concisely. "What's he doing there?" Carny asked. "Hey! Joe Friday! Climb down off my lesbian sweet cheeks already!" Lenny exclaimed.
6h ago
Jun 4, 2026 at 9:35 AM UTC
DONNA USED AN EX-LEZZY blunt scissors maneuver to hold the bank robber down till the dog catcher got there. "But I called for a cop!" She whined. "Shut your cake-hole, you crazy ex-lezzy ***** I'm the only cop you're going to get!" The dog catcher barked.
21h ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM UTC
I remember Raleigh Cigarettes and how he ate them like candy. When I remember mom, I always remember her exoskeleton and how proud she was of homosexuals during the month of June.
23h ago
Jun 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM UTC