There once was a man without job,
Who frankly was quite the heartthrob.
He wrote rhymes quite good,
Reverse syntax could,
So why does he yet have no job.
Jan 16, 2019
Jan 16, 2019 at 4:54 PM UTC
I see the students looking at me as I teach
I see their bored, dull faces
I see anxiety, and the deep, passionate boredom of angsty teens
I hear them behind me as I write on the board for them to learn
About Walt, about list-poems, and life, you see
They are whispering and think I do not hear
Dec 20, 2018
Dec 20, 2018 at 12:19 PM UTC
Mortality is surprising as it should be.
That you should die is not implied by life
Or pain. There is a sweater hanging in his closet.
If one were to look closely at the
neck the thread begins un
raveling the
re. No one will
notice
she s
ai
d. But it is his sweater and he noticed.
But it is only a sweater and really no one will notice.
It isn't what they look for.
Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018 at 11:05 AM UTC
When my first girlfriend broke up with me,
she was as cold as Ben & Jerry's. (Yes, the ice cream.)
The message her digital pigeon did carry?
"I've Ben with Jerry."
Dec 18, 2018
Dec 18, 2018 at 11:01 AM UTC
When
my first girlfriend broke up with me
she
was as cold as
the very vacuum of space
she said
that I ****
Dec 14, 2018
Dec 14, 2018 at 6:36 PM UTC
When my first
girlfriend broke
up with me
she was as
cold as
air conditioning on a bald man's head
she said
We can cover it up
But the truth remains
Dec 13, 2018
Dec 13, 2018 at 7:38 AM UTC
Atheists
Atheists who believe in evolution
Lying
For example, evolution
Stealing
Satan worship
Judas
For example, Darwin
My neighbor Will
Who manipulated me into bad Pokemon trades
Witchcraft, for example, Atheism
Women’s sexualized Halloween costumes
Sexualized women, for example bikinis
Prostitution
Cussing, which is prostitution of the spirit
*** with someone other than your spouse
*** before marriage
Pictures of ***
***
The word ****
The Ancient Greeks, who rejected Jesus
The Ancient Romans, who rejected Jesus
The Ancient Jews who rejected Jesus
(The **** Pharisees who rejected Jesus via ******
The Ancient Samaritans, who rejected Jesus
Except one; that guy’s all good
The Ancient Babylonians, who would’ve rejected Jesus
Marrying a non-Christian
Helping your Atheist spouse to cuss or ******
Divorce
Not forgiving someone
Gollum, for several reasons
Not praying
Praying to Mary
Praying to Allah
Praying to Baal
Child sacrifice
Saying “Just water please” but then getting pop
Bill Clinton, who did all that
Dec 12, 2018
Dec 12, 2018 at 4:26 PM UTC