SPLIT FRIENDSHIP
Talking to yourself is probably the most fruitful form of communication.
Every word is well received and you never have to worry about miscommunication.
As you exchange thoughts and ideas from one personality to another.
You build character and wisdom, knowledge of self is far greater than knowledge of another.
Most people would think of it as crazy or just plain stupid.
To talk to yourself they don't see what's the use of doing it.
To me it's healthy and awfully therapeutic, besides when I start babbling all I have to do is mute it.
We laugh we cry we share each others deepest secrets.
We always see eye to eye and my points are well received.
Externally it may seem like a big tangled ball of yarn.
But talking to yourself is as normal as a pig on a farm.
Jan 19, 2019
Jan 19, 2019 at 6:02 PM UTC
Indiscriminately it can found in the seat of most girls *******
More often in men’s “tighty-whities” spread out or smeared liberally.
Commonly referred to as bacon strips.
Like brown tire skid marks in boxers.
One thing that we all can't avoid...
Doo Doo stains in our under-trousers...
No matter how clean or prissy you try to be.
How manly or macho or even a ***** will be.
A lucky son of a gun if he can getaway from thee.
Inevitable boo boo stains located in the seat of his bikinis.
No matter if your high society or just a kid that likes to hang out in the malls.
The cleanest ****** in the world or you tote the freshest smelling *****
One things for sure you'll see when you pause for the cause...
The evidence of boo boo left over in your drawers.
It's plain the focus of the poem if you envision it.
We're all like one another unless you shower right after it.
The infamous number two there's no escaping it.
Abominable, Embarrassing, Unbearable, underwear stained with strips…
Dec 29, 2018
Dec 29, 2018 at 4:19 PM UTC
Never leave you alone again.
I'll never let nothing come between you and me again.
Your hand I'll never release.
I'll remain loyalty to you and by your side until your resting in peace.
You never have to worry about needing a friend again.
Not only am I your lover but I am your very best friend.
Painting your nails, combing your hair confiding what's deep within until we're just memories blowing in wind.
My beautiful soul mate I'm here for you always if you need me to I'll always be your friend.
Even during our time apart I'll keep you in my thoughts and wait patiently until your world I'm invited back in.
I'll never let you go my friend.
I'm loyal to you only if you want me to be your life partner until the end.
Dec 19, 2018
Dec 19, 2018 at 6:44 PM UTC