𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 6h

Nig McPeters attended college to become the richest man in
southwest Ohio. "One day I'll own the citizens of this part of
Ohio like an ex-lesbian nurse with a large ****** owns boxes
of paper face masks that don't do anything," he told his
worst friend, Sheila Henderson who was so beautiful
that many ex-lesbians were willing to forget every-
thing they knew about ex-lesbianism to possess
her for just 1 wild night of ex-lesbian passion.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 19h

[the moon's putrid light]

A PYGMY CANNIBAL ATTACK - Bob was a nice guy who used laser beams to take a crap till his phony friend Betty said: "Bob, you shouldn't use laser beams to take a crap. I use railroad spikes. They work slower but they never crack." Bob smiled, his jagged teeth catching the moon's putrid light. "Betty, you may be right about that. Perhaps I should switch from lasers to spikes? Here, take this shower curtain and wrap my dead chihuahua in it. He gave his life to save me from a Pygmy cannibal attack."; "He was a brave little dog," Betty sobbed as she slipped a small pipe bomb up Bob's ****** for fun.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 19h

TEST!!!!

ᴬˢ ᵃ ˢᵉˡᶠ⁻ᵗᵃᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵇʳᵃⁱⁿ ˢᵘʳᵍᵉᵒⁿ, ᴵ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ˡⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʷᵒᵐᵉⁿ ⁱᵐᵖᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᵈᵘᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵃᵍᵍⁱⁿᵍ, ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ⁻ᵃˢˢ ᵐᵒᵒᵈ ˢʷⁱⁿᵍˢ. ᴼⁿᶜᵉ ᴵ ᶜᵘʳᵉ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵉˣ⁻ˡᵉˢᵇⁱᵃⁿ ʰᵃᵇⁱᵗᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵇⁱᵍ ˢᵐⁱˡᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᵘⁿˡᵉˢˢ ⁱᵗ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵖᵃʳᵃˡʸˢⁱˢ.

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 20h

My boyfriend lost a ******* in a chain saw accident and my other boyfriend donated his ******* to help out. Which man should I marry?

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 22h

My boyfriend lost a ******* in a chain saw accident and my other boyfriend donated his ******* to help out. Which man should I marry?

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 1d

THE DEATH OF ＧＥＯＲＧＥＦＯＲＥＭＡＮ

Small butterflies flew above George Foreman's mansion moments
after he died while the cutest bunny rabbits in the world frolicked
on the tennis court without a care in the world. Why? Because
George grilled butterflies and bunnies. He grilled everything
he could catch: hornets, ants, worms, chip-
munks. The guy was crazy!

𝗦𝘂𝘇𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝘆 1d

MY FIVE COBRA TATTOOS

AND THEIR PROFOUND SIGNIFICANCE:

(1) the small cobra above my left ****** signifies defiance (2)
the medium-sized cobra on my left ankle tells the tale of
a fallen snake that was rejected by the boss of cobras
that resides above my left ****** (3) the "anti-cobra"
on my lower back is a cobra of unknown destiny,
which is why its color is safety-cone orange
(4) the cobra on my crotch is dead, killed
by God (5) my newest and final
cobra tattoo is of a ghost snake
that haunts my inner Being;
a cobra tattoo that is 100%
invisible to the naked eye.