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Malia Jun 2023
I think it’s really π’‡π’–π’π’π’š when we ask, β€œhow are you?”
The answer’s π’‚π’π’˜π’‚π’šπ’” the same.
β€œI’m good, how are you?”, β€œI’m fine, how are you?”, β€œI’m π’‡π’Šπ’π’†, I’m π’π’Œπ’‚π’š!”
I think it’s funny, because sometimes it’s a π’π’Šπ’†.
We have made it π’„π’–π’”π’•π’π’Ž to π’π’Šπ’†, to give an π’‚π’π’”π’˜π’†π’“ that doesn’t π’‚π’π’”π’˜π’†π’“ anything.
We have made it π’„π’–π’”π’•π’π’Ž to 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 π’π’Šπ’”π’•π’†π’π’Šπ’π’ˆ, because we π’Œπ’π’π’˜ what they’ll say.

We π’Œπ’π’π’˜ what they’ll say.
We π’Œπ’π’π’˜ what π’˜π’†β€™π’π’ say.

You know what we’ll say?
We won’t say π’‚π’π’šπ’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆ.
We’ll say π’π’π’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆ because words are not π’˜π’π’“π’…π’” when they’re π’†π’Žπ’‘π’•π’š.

We’ll repeat it, 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘒𝘡 π˜ͺ𝘡 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘒𝘡 π˜ͺ𝘡 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘒𝘡 π˜ͺ𝘡 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘒𝘡 π˜ͺ𝘡-

Can’t you see how 𝘩π˜ͺ𝘭𝘒𝘳π˜ͺ𝘰𝘢𝘴 this is?
Random fact of the day: We have the same number of vertebrates as giraffes. Missed opportunity for us to have giraffe necks, in my opinion.

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