𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 46m

AND THE
****
SUPPOSITORY
MYSTERY

Far below the level land where pixies and Morlocks live lived young Fred Coffin, inventor of the **** suppository. Fred was a brave man with long **** muscles and a penchant for adventure. The love of his life was Eileen, a small ***** of a Morlock woman who barreled through **** suppositories like a hillbilly on a dolphin. One day, as the Lord's Earth grew even flatter, Mount Washington in Pittsburgh slid into the river. Several **** suppository salesmen were slightly injured, and a mere week after that Jesus returned and killed everyone within 4 miles.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 2h

"𝗧𝗼 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘄𝗮𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲-𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀, 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼-𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲." - 𝗧.𝗘. 𝗟𝗮𝘄𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲, 𝑺𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝑷𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑾𝒊𝒔𝒅𝒐𝒎 (𝗽𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝟱𝟭𝟭)

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 6h

Newark, California

HOW MY AUNT SURVIVED A BRUTAL LESBIAN ATTACK - It had rained for 5 months non-stop and there wasn't a dry lesbian anywhere. My aunt had managed to keep her underwear dry by utilizing an old Comanche technique that no Apache was allowed to use. One day, after her dog was eaten by a Pygmy, Aunt Joan shot a wet lesbian from across the street. This "****" earned her a first-place trophy from the Audubon Society, branch 47, Newark, California.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 6h

DON GRADY'S ***** BURNED like hell was in session. "I hate 𝘔𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘴 and Jeremiah Denton a lot!" He lamented for some reason.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 6h

BRA-FREE TUESDAY

On a blind date Brunch Girl and Supper Boy toured the White House with a mutual friend called Snack Dude. Well, one thing led to another thing and S.D. (Snack Dude) and B.G. (Brunch Girl) began making out under the president's desk. "What's going on under there?" A grumpy security guard asked. "Nothing that you could handle grandpa!" S.D. exclaimed like a pushy bra salesman.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 6h

𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬! 𝐒𝐞𝐞! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐝!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 7h

WHEN WILL DEAD PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR VOTING PREFERENCES? Not in the near future. Most dead people vote for Joe Biden and this phenomenon will continue into the next century.