Words are Power Power is Money Money Is Pizza Pizza Is God So give me your words and no one gets hurt
Pizza is all that I believe in Pizza is me I am Pizza And if I take you words Then I take you power And I get your money And with that money I buy pizza
Pizza solves everything Its fills the hole in my heart And it fills the holes in my Arteries
Clearly Pizza is God For Without it How can we Live?
The mighty cheese Overlords Watching us from their Oven thrones Bathing us with the sweet smell Of pepperoni happiness All Hail Pizza All Bow Down to pizza Curtsy to Pizza Perform Choreographed dance numbers for Pizza Kiss the trays that they sit upon
In fact I fail to understand Why you’re listening to this poem And not eating Pizza What is wrong with you?
Have you ever met a person That hates pizza? No! No one hates pizza!
But if they do…. Don’t trust them Don’t look at them Don’t think about them Don’t friend them on Facebook Run away from this person Do not trust this Pizza hater For they do not deserve your love Or your Pizza For These cheesy pies of greatness That comes in rectangular cubes of cardboard Graciously land upon our doorsteps And impart to us The gift of happiness It brings the whole family together And makes everyday better
Pizza does not discriminate No matter what you look like Or what you like Pizza will always be the same Delicious Pizza lives on in every country And in every ones hearts We should thank our pizza overlords For the awesomeness that they have brought us
Instead of dropping bombs We should drop pizza End all Wars And solve world hunger! Instead of having Congress sit there and do nothing Have them sit there and eat pizza We should make Papa John our President And have a large deep crust as a flag Land of the brave and home of the Pepperoni Everything would be perfect
Because I like my pizza Like I like my people I don’t care what you look like What you do Or what you say As long as you have That gooey cheesy heart that makes everyone smile I will love you forever And I’m sure you taste delicious
………not that I'm advocating cannibalism that would be crazy!
But….Imagine all the people tasting like pizza?
Befriending them Getting to know them Killing them With a rolling pin or a frying pan Sprinkling some cheese on them Add some cilantro Bake them in an oven on high at 450 degrees Leave them in the oven for another ten minutes so they cool down Sprinkle a little salt on top and some Tapatio Slice them up and have them for movie night I mean come on…. Imagine it!
Imagine how **** delicious some people would be!
I wrote this for a slam competition that i recently went to and I absolutley love reading this out loud and performing it.