Who's comb-over looks like *****? Donald's comb-over looks like *****. Who scared us witless on election night? Donald scared us witless on election night. Election night. Looks like *****. Must be Donald. Must be Donald. Must be Donald, Donald Trump
Who's got a tie that's long and red? The Don has a tie that's long and red? Who pays hookers to *** on beds? The Don pays hookers to *** on beds. *** on beds. Long and red. Election night. Looks like *****. Must be Donald. Must be Donald. Must be Donald, Donald Trump.
Who's got hands tiny and slight? The Don has hands tiny and slight. Who spews lies out day and night? The Don spews lies out day and night. Day and night. Tiny and slight. *** on beds. Long and red. Election night. Looks like *****. Must be Donald. Must be Donald. Must be Donald, Donald Trump.
Who's got a vocab small and trite? The Don has a vocab small and trite. Who whines Fake News out of spite? The Don whines Fake News out of spite. Small and trite. Out of spite. Day and night. Tiny and slight. *** on beds. Long and red. Election night. Looks like *****. Must be Donald. Must be Donald. Must be Donald, Donald Trump.
Who likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD? The Don likes tweeting SAD SAD SAD. Who likes a spanking when he's bad? The Don likes a spanking when he's bad. Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD, Small and trite. Out of spite. Day and night. Tiny and slight. *** on beds. Long and red. Election night. Looks like *****. Must be Donald. Must be Donald. Must be Donald, Donald Trump.
How many minions leave today? So many so far went their way. Kelly, Ellis, Powell and McEnany, Meadows, Hall and soon Giuliani. Leave today. Gone their way. Bad, bad, bad, SAD SAD SAD, Small and trite. Out of spite. Day and night. Tiny and slight. *** on beds. Long and red. Election night. Looks like *****. Must be Donald. Must be Donald. Must be Donald, Donald Trump.
Sing to the tune of "Must be Santa." This is an edit and repost.