I went to Walmart this morning - yes, it was very brave. My dander was up - I was on high alert - for active shooters and the unmasked.
Then I saw him! A man on the cookie aisle - he looked like he had the monkeypox! So I kicked him in the nuts and ran - you canβt be too careful out there.
It turns out that he was just an 80-year-old retiree wearing a polka-dot shirt. I apologized - from a safe distance - as the paramedics carted him away.
It felt like a close call.
BLT Marriam Webster word of the day challenge: Dander: refers to anger or temper