They say girls like something shiny And that may very well be true Bigger is better but I'll take tiny No matter the size I'll make do
Of course I have my favorites Or those meant for special occasions Getting dolled up I want to savor it Adorning myself prematurely for my sins
Perhaps they get jealous of each other So maybe I'll take them all out for display They sparkle perfectly making me stutter Stroking each longingly before we play
When I get this numb I know I'm supposed to be scared but I don't remember how.