****** corona virus What a waste of time I have to miss my yoga session And that’s just a crime My husband works in the commons Whilst I work as a lawyer I am extremely extremely angry The local Waitrose has no soya My husband has missed his bowls game And little Tarquin can’t play polo As for the trip to the opera It appears I’m going solo Of course I won’t criticise the government They keep us in good wealth Maybe one point now though Is what’s happening to our health We probably won’t go to St Tropez Did you know we’re from Surrey I’ll just arrange a dinner party After all we’ve got plenty of money