Sometimes I feel like a participation trophy. Congrats, you did it. Here's to commemorate your dedication Now goodbye, go do something better with your time Earn something you're not afraid to show off That's worth more than this five cents of plastic Unless, of course, you're not good at anything In which case look, everyone, at my trophy. I participated in something That took more effort than eating food or breathing I showed up sometimes And did some stuff And I got this trophy I can put on my top shelf So everyone can see it's a trophy, But no one knows I barely earned it. Not that anyone cares anyway