I cut my face the other day to make a cool scar. Ive done it on my chest a few times no problem but the blade was rusted and dull. This was a proper razor so i didnt account for the sharpness and made a ******* fissure on my cheek. I put some scotch tape on it and went to go grab my mail. The lady grimmaced, i said "yeet". to my close acqauntences i said it was a cat. "******* vicious cat" said jimmy john. My life is that dull.
Green onions go in macaroni salad not the white ones. It's too bitter otherwise.