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Puppy dog chow
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Thought disallowed
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To be part of the crowd

The buyer’s locked
In a liar’s box
On Firefox
In only socks

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Boom Boom Pow
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For music that’s loud
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For soothing sounds

Listen to your peers
Receiving cheers
While you stay here
With a computer near

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Look what I found
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**** singles around
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To be gagged and bound

Open your browser
And act like Bowser
Buy a Mauser
Or trendy trousers

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I’ll make you say wow
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I’ll show you how
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To slowly drown

Ignore your tasks
And buy a flask
Tell your past
Or buy a mask

I keep clicking
Like the gun to my head
Finger flicking
Laying in bed