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Sep 2012
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Paris Hilton and her views on homosexual men
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Lady Gaga and how she gained 25 pounds so now she has to go on a diet
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Rookie outfielder fireballs a man out at home plate from deep center
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The deathtoll in the Middle East is on a perpetual rise
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"Have you ever ****** for money?"
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A kitten flounders around on a carpet while a baby watches, points and laughs
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A boy on bicycle does a wheelie and falls backward, blood spewing everywhere
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"I'm Mitt Romney and I endorse this message."
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The far reaches of the universe are estimated to be... beyond human comprehension
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Morbidly obese men chugging three forty ounces of beer, one after the other, and are paid for their views by Google
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"You will never know the truth."
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"The meaning of life is to simply live."
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"Spread your *** because that's what you're here for."
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John
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John  28/M/New York
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