A man for seasons Vivaldi played this tune Neil Armstrong looked down As he walked along the moon Noah was very clever When he sailed around in his Ark Spielberg scared us witless When we saw his man eating shark Roswell holds a lot of secrets When aliens crashed under the sun Cleese and all his pythons Gave us laughter and tremendous fun Pinter wrote dark little plays About homecomings and a dumb waiter Van Gogh put paint onto his canvas I guess it's sad what happened later The Beatles destroyed America As they rode the musical jackpot And finally one Adolf ****** Sadly remembered for be a crackpot