You say you’ll give me everything But all I get from you Is a lot of promises And kitchy kitchy koo. You said I’d get a diamond ring Before the week was through. Then you said you lost your job And wanted kitchy koo.
The washing machine No longer works And neither do you. I wish I was exaggerating, But every word is true. All I get to look forward to Is kitchy Kitchy Koo.
Kitchy kitchy koo When it all begins. It’s a lot of fun till when All the kitchy koo ends You best start out as friends.
Our love life is super hot But there are other things to do. Life involves so much more Than kitchy kitchy koo. Groceries and cleaning matter Though not that much to you. It’s too bad you don’t get paid For kitchy kitchy koo.
I never thought I would complain About making love with you. It isn’t that part that bothers me So, let me drop the other shoe. There are seven days every week And things we adults must do. And only a tiny percent of that Involves kitchy kitchy koo.
Kitchy kitchy koo It’s a catchy rhyme Just have fun all the time. When the kitchy koo ends We may just part as friends.