As the Protagonist expects *** as a pretext Baffles intellects In an election context So it’s no mystery That he does this ya see When ancient history Can be so blistery
Given the nomenclature Of its prurient nature Clearly I would hate to Be forced to debate you But the Protagonist Has long been doing this Although he gets me ****** He doesn’t feel remiss
As long as he’s untoward He won’t fall on his sword And you can rest assured That the past won’t be ignored In any given broadcast He can be put on blast Because if one chose to ask They'd learn about his past
Right down to his hair follicle The man is diabolical And also quite methodical What I’m saying is he’s horrible Like excrement stuck on a shoe He’s nasty and it’s also true Like a bowl of witches brew He’s impossible to misconstrue