I'm usually not the type to throw shade
But darling you need to get the hell over yourself

If life was a play, you would be cast as the tree even though
You can swear that you and C are like Romeo and Juliet.
You're no Romeo and he's no Juliet.
He's not going to fall for you like in the story books.

Actually, no. If you COULD be Romeo, it would be as follows:

You're the Romeo and he's the Rosaline
And like Romeo, you don't even know what love is.
You say you're in love but in the words of shakesphere, you're "out of love". Romeo didn't truly know love until someone loved him back. At least Romeo admits in the end that he never knew what love really was until he met Juliet.

But you? You "love"someone that doesn't love you back, but you don't even know what love is. Just admit it to yourself, pull a Romeo learn to get the **** over it. He ******* to benvolio a little, then moped for a while, which is fine, and put himself back out there. He actually listened to his friends' advice and fell in love with the beautiful Juliet. Take notes, *******.

Your "love" is Rosaline, and he doesn't love you. Get over it. Romeo did... But then again. you're no Romeo. You're a tree who thinks everyone's looking at him when really they couldn't give less ***** that you're even there.

Step off your ******* high horse before squad pulls a Brutus and Cassius and stabs you to death. That's the onlycase where I think you deserve to be the main role, babe.