Have you heard about the guy who lives in 38?
If you won't be his friend it will make him irate
If you don't hold your tongue and you express your hate,
he just might lose his mind and hit you with a plate

Did you hear about the guy who lives in 39?
Before his ****** neighbor, he and his wife were fine
But the guy in number 38 just got way out of line
He crossed too many boundaries, because he's lost his mind

The guy in number 38 will yell when you walk by
He'll scream at you because he's just a ****** up, lonely guy
He bothers everyone around, and we're just not sure why
But whenever we ignore him, I bet he goes inside to cry