I tell you, he was elsewhere While you were somewhere And I was nowhere at all. He didn’t stop to call you; Your hysteria was all you, And I wasn’t involved at all.
I was standing next to you When he didn’t text you. And you sorta lost your mind. I didn’t neener neener you, Though I really wanted to; That would not have been kind.
Knock, knock, Hello, hello! Is there anybody in there? Do you hear or do you care? Knock, knock, Hello, hello! Get on and ride along with us. Quit making such a silly fuss.
You have missed a cog or two On your bicycle built for two That he didn’t want to ride. I hinted and I joked about it We even smoked about it But you couldn’t let it all slide.
So, now you are just tragic The victim of black magic And your sadness is legendary. But, I’m here to remind you He didn’t even know you. The entire thing was imaginary.
Knock, knock, Hello, hello! Is there anybody in there? Do you hear or do you care? Knock, knock, Hello, hello! Get on and ride along with us. Quit making such a silly fuss.